He orders a drink a sits quietly by himself. He doesn't try to initiate conversation with anyone. He eventually leaves and wonders why he went to a bar at all.
I just remembered a funny joke, it goes like this.
A horse enters a bar and the bartender asks ``Why the long face?'' the horse responds ``I have a long face since I've recently been diagnosed with a terminal illness, I have a couple of months left to live.''
And I was about to turn and walk away when she said, "I have a grandson your age." I tried to do chatting by saying, "My age is 15 years and 3 months and 3 days."
AN EXTREME PSYCHOPATH WALKS INTO A BAR (OUCH xD) ORDERS A DRINK PUTS IT UP HIS ANUS SHOOTS HIS LEFT LEG PULLS OUT A GUN TRAVELS BACM IN TIME I MEAN BACK IN TIME NOT BACM ANYWAY THEN HE SHOOTS HIS LEFT LEG AND WATCHES ELFEN LIED ^__^
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Anonymous2012-06-07 17:12
An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.
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Anonymous2012-06-07 17:14
>>39
Hey man, not cool. .internet is not a valid TLD.
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Anonymous2012-06-07 17:17
A horse enters into a bar and walks into "Why the long face"?. The bartender asks: "Why the long face", to which the horse responds: Actually I have been diagnosed actually my face is short enough for you.Short enough for what? Short enough to fucking kill you dead. Now, don't be lewd, becauese horse enters into a bar and walks into a decoy entry. Decoy entry was avoided. 18 seconds to trace. Spreading barrier. Barrier has been penetrated. Trace complete. The hacker is in this facility. It's from the Pribnow Box!
I actually laughed out lewd when I herd this joke. I actually laughed out lewd when I herd this joke. The previous sentence was typed twice to emphasize it..
EVERYTHING IS LOVE..
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Anonymous2012-06-07 17:19
>>41
IT'S ONLY INVALID BECAUSE "INTERNET" IS DEFINED BY THE PREPONDERANCES OF YOUR EXPERIENCES
THINK ABOUT IT
AND WAKE UP FROM YOUR ISP GOVERNMENT HYPERBOLIC SLUMBER EXTRAORDINARY NIGGER BUSINESS CONFRONTATION ANUS NIGGER EVERYTHING SOMETHING LOCALHOST LOLCATHOST ETHERNET MAC ADDRESS CABLE INTERFACE ROUTER
USE THE MINORITY RULE INSTEAD AND THE INTERNET (MOAR LIEK OUTERNET AMIRITE?) WIL BE A BETTER PLASE
A functioning autistic person runs into a bar. He immediately runs over to the counter and immediately asks for a drink. He keeps asking for a drink until the barman is finally attracted to his attention and serves him. The functioning autistic person drinks his drink and checks his todo list for what to do next.
Lambda A. Calculus, /prog/snake, THE ABELSON, and the ghost of Alan Turing walk into a bar (ouch).
/prog/snake asks the bartender if he's read his SICP today. THE ABELSON and the ghost of Alan Turing dare Lambda A. Calculus to talk to a girl in a booth with her friends, which ends up with him flipping out about them not having RED THE STANDARD and rushing out to go search for Umena Haskal-chan in a panic.