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An autist walks into a bar...

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 17:49

He orders a drink a sits quietly by himself. He doesn't try to initiate conversation with anyone. He eventually leaves and wonders why he went to a bar at all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 17:55

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 22:23

It's Funny

Because

It's True

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 22:25

>>3
Why capitalize every word and add unnecessary line breaks?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 2:44

YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 5:36

Autists don't ``walk into bars''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 5:41

>>6
they do if you live in a highly autismified society

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Name: 精力剤 2011-06-01 5:59

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 6:05

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 6:51

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

An autist walks into a bar. He feels pain but does not show any sign of it in his body language or facial expression.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 8:01

Haskell walks into a bar. *** Exception: stack overflow.

Name: 巨人倍増 2012-04-27 3:00

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 4:23

autists could never conceive of doing anything so /soc/ial

this post is k-mart quality. definitely.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 4:35

A foo walks into a barSegmentation Fault (code dumped)

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 8:14

>2011

it's scary to think that OP is probably dead by now. the past is scary.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 9:20

I like how Taub's first name in House is Christopher, which means ``Christ bearer'' in Greek.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 11:58

>>1
I know this is from 2011, but I have to admit I have done that once.. got to bar, ordered cognac, sat quietly for half an hour, and left. sucks

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 13:56

>>19
Try ordering amaretto instead.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 20:46

An autist walks into a bar and rolls around screaming in the fetal position while holding his head. Then goes back to programming

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 20:55

/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 23:20

I just remembered a funny joke, it goes like this.

A horse enters a bar and the bartender asks ``Why the long face?'' the horse responds ``I have a long face since I've recently been diagnosed with a terminal illness, I have a couple of months left to live.''

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-28 20:54

>>9
Penisu~

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-29 11:11

>>19
me too.

You don't have to be an autist though

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-29 14:26

>>23
Spike walks into a bar. Pony Joe asks "Why the short face?"

Name: v26 薬 2012-06-07 5:35

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 5:51

You guys should read "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time". It's hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 6:23

>>28
Wasn't a funny book at all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 6:27

>>29
You must be autistic. =D

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 6:32

And I was about to turn and walk away when she said, "I have a grandson your age."
I tried to do chatting by saying, "My age is 15 years and 3 months and 3 days."

IT'S EVEN FUNNIER THAN SICP!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 6:58

>>30
=D
autistic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 7:02

>>23
This was funnier than >>1

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 8:04

Argon walks into a bar
The barmen saysthat he doesn't serve noble gases


Argon doesn't react

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 8:07

>>32
Apparently autistic people are only capable of interpreting "=)" and "=(". "=D" is beyond their ability.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 11:46

>>35
Is "anus haxing" beyond your ability ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 11:49

>>36
Who knows. Can you define "anus haxing"?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 12:10

>>37
It's a very secret and ancient technique involving one or more anus and one or more secret tools. Only /prog/riders know about it.

Name: RANDOM CLOWN 2012-06-07 17:09

AN EXTREME PSYCHOPATH WALKS INTO A BAR (OUCH xD) ORDERS A DRINK PUTS IT UP HIS ANUS SHOOTS HIS LEFT LEG PULLS OUT A GUN TRAVELS BACM IN TIME I MEAN BACK IN TIME NOT BACM ANYWAY THEN HE SHOOTS HIS LEFT LEG AND WATCHES ELFEN LIED ^__^

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:12

An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:14

>>39
Hey man, not cool. .internet is not a valid TLD.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:17

A horse enters into a bar and walks into "Why the long face"?. The bartender asks: "Why the long face", to which the horse responds: Actually I have been diagnosed actually my face is short enough for you.Short enough for what? Short enough to fucking kill you dead. Now, don't be lewd, becauese horse enters into a bar and walks into a decoy entry. Decoy entry was avoided. 18 seconds to trace. Spreading barrier. Barrier has been penetrated. Trace complete. The hacker is in this facility. It's from the Pribnow Box!

I actually laughed out lewd when I herd this joke. I actually laughed out lewd when I herd this joke. The previous sentence was typed twice to emphasize it..

EVERYTHING IS LOVE..

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:19

>>41
IT'S ONLY INVALID BECAUSE "INTERNET" IS DEFINED BY THE PREPONDERANCES OF YOUR EXPERIENCES
THINK ABOUT IT
AND WAKE UP FROM YOUR ISP GOVERNMENT HYPERBOLIC SLUMBER EXTRAORDINARY NIGGER BUSINESS CONFRONTATION ANUS NIGGER EVERYTHING SOMETHING LOCALHOST LOLCATHOST ETHERNET MAC ADDRESS CABLE INTERFACE ROUTER

USE THE MINORITY RULE INSTEAD AND THE INTERNET (MOAR LIEK OUTERNET AMIRITE?) WIL BE A BETTER PLASE

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:40

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test?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:40

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:42

test

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:43

[o][b][u][i][/i][/u][/b][/o]

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:45

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:47

%5C

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:49

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:54

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:59

FUCK YOU NIGGER NAZI ASSES

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 18:44

A functioning autistic person runs into a bar. He immediately runs over to the counter and immediately asks for a drink. He keeps asking for a drink until the barman is finally attracted to his attention and serves him. The functioning autistic person drinks his drink and checks his todo list for what to do next.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 19:50

Lambda A. Calculus, /prog/snake, THE ABELSON, and the ghost of Alan Turing walk into a bar (ouch).
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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-02 0:52

>>55
Your dubs walk into a bar.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-02 4:11

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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-02 4:14

An ENTERPRISE QUALITY programmer walks into a BeerFactory...

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-02 4:15

A foo walks into a bar and orders a quux.

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