/prog/ - An autist walks into a bar...

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 17:49

He orders a drink a sits quietly by himself. He doesn't try to initiate conversation with anyone. He eventually leaves and wonders why he went to a bar at all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 17:55

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 22:23

It's Funny

Because

It's True

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 22:25

>>3
Why capitalize every word and add unnecessary line breaks?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 2:44

YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 5:36

Autists don't ``walk into bars''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 5:41

>>6
they do if you live in a highly autismified society

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Name: 性欲増強通販 2011-06-01 5:59

Name: 精力剤 2011-06-01 5:59

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 6:05

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 6:51

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

An autist walks into a bar. He feels pain but does not show any sign of it in his body language or facial expression.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 8:01

Haskell walks into a bar. *** Exception: stack overflow.

Name: 巨人倍増 2012-04-27 3:00

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 4:23

autists could never conceive of doing anything so /soc/ial

this post is k-mart quality. definitely.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 4:35

A foo walks into a bar. Segmentation Fault (code dumped)

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 8:14

>2011

it's scary to think that OP is probably dead by now. the past is scary.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 9:20

I like how Taub's first name in House is Christopher, which means ``Christ bearer'' in Greek.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 11:58

>>1
I know this is from 2011, but I have to admit I have done that once.. got to bar, ordered cognac, sat quietly for half an hour, and left. sucks

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 13:56

>>19
Try ordering amaretto instead.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 20:46

An autist walks into a bar and rolls around screaming in the fetal position while holding his head. Then goes back to programming

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 20:55

/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 23:20

I just remembered a funny joke, it goes like this.

A horse enters a bar and the bartender asks ``Why the long face?'' the horse responds ``I have a long face since I've recently been diagnosed with a terminal illness, I have a couple of months left to live.''

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-28 20:54

>>9
Penisu~

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-29 11:11

>>19
me too.

You don't have to be an autist though

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-29 14:26

>>23
Spike walks into a bar. Pony Joe asks "Why the short face?"

Name: v26 薬 2012-06-07 5:35

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 5:51

You guys should read "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time". It's hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 6:23

>>28
Wasn't a funny book at all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 6:27

>>29
You must be autistic. =D

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 6:32

And I was about to turn and walk away when she said, "I have a grandson your age."
I tried to do chatting by saying, "My age is 15 years and 3 months and 3 days."

IT'S EVEN FUNNIER THAN SICP!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 6:58

>>30
=D
autistic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 7:02

>>23
This was funnier than >>1

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 8:04

Argon walks into a bar
The barmen saysthat he doesn't serve noble gases

Argon doesn't react

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 8:07

>>32
Apparently autistic people are only capable of interpreting "=)" and "=(". "=D" is beyond their ability.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 11:46

>>35
Is "anus haxing" beyond your ability ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 11:49

>>36
Who knows. Can you define "anus haxing"?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 12:10

>>37
It's a very secret and ancient technique involving one or more anus and one or more secret tools. Only /prog/riders know about it.

Name: RANDOM CLOWN 2012-06-07 17:09

AN EXTREME PSYCHOPATH WALKS INTO A BAR (OUCH xD) ORDERS A DRINK PUTS IT UP HIS ANUS SHOOTS HIS LEFT LEG PULLS OUT A GUN TRAVELS BACM IN TIME I MEAN BACK IN TIME NOT BACM ANYWAY THEN HE SHOOTS HIS LEFT LEG AND WATCHES ELFEN LIED ^__^

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 17:12

An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.

An autist walks into a bar...

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