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ONE WORD PIG DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 15:31

If you program in Python, Ruby, or Perl, your existence is meaningless. Also, you are shit.

Your faggot languages are SLOW AS FUCK and PIG DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 15:33

U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 15:38

>>1
You forgot Clojure.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 17:56

At times one has to compromise and use some language he doesn't like if there's a huge codebase behind it and he only has to write a little interoperation code to get what he wants done. The pure/right way would be to reimplement the whole thing in something better, but that would take months.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 20:02

>>4
Agreed. Anyone sane will use whatever gets the job done with minimum hassle, unless you're doing it for fun/dicking around in which case you should use whatever maximises fun. Actually, fun should probably be taken into account in other cases, just not as the dominant factor.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 5:44

Good thing I use C.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 7:40

>>6
Good thing I use a toy language.
No.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 10:02

BUT PIG DISGUSTING IS TWO WORDS

ps. Lisp is pig disgusting

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 12:15

>>7
HAHAHAHAHAHA

How on earth is C a 'toy' language?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 12:18

>>9
It's a toy in the same way that YHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 13:37

>>9
Not Turing-complete, it has no standard way to do threads/networking.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 13:58

>>11 lol, fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 14:42

>>12
Enjoy your toy language.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 15:48

>>1
I enjoy my toy perl language. In fact, i've converted some Java, VB and C# programmers, and now they are fans too of the Perl Programming Language/CPAN and it's awesome powah for getting the job done quickly.

Name: VIPPER 2011-05-05 16:20

Perl is half as bad as the others because it was the first, others are just wannabe perl.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 16:31

>>14
Bravo, sir, and well played. Perls before swine and all that...

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:01

SON OF A BITCH JAVA
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
DO YOU WANT SLOW?
BYTECODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES GOSLING IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:07

Server:  whatisthiscomputer.dyndns.org
Channel: #trollchat

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:42

SON OF A BITCH TULSA
I AM EXPERT SOCIALIZER
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BORING?
DO YOU WANT TO DRIVE EVERYWHERE?
AMERICA IS PIG DISGUSTING
MARY FALLIN IS A MURDERER
FUCKING HICKS

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:54

SON OF A BITCH LISP
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
LISP IS PIG
DO YOU WANT OBSCURE
DO YOU WANT UNREADABLE
FUNCTIONAL IS PIG DISGUSTING
STEVE RUSSELL IS A MURDERER
FUCKING LAMBDAS

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 5:49

SON OF A BITCH PYTHON
I AM C
PYTHON IS PIG
DO YOU WANT SLOW
DO YOU WANT BLOAT
INTERPRETED LANGUAGES ARE PIG DISGUSTING
GUIDO VAN ROSSUM IS A MURDERER
FUCKING AS SLOW

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 12:59

SON OF A BITCH PYTHON
I AM LISP
PYTHON IS PIG
DO YOU WANT FALSE LAMBDAS?
DO YOU WANT WHITESPACES?
FORCIBLY INDENTING CODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
GUIDO VAN ROSSUM IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FIOC

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 19:48

MORE LIKE
CROSS PLATFORM
AMIRITE LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZzz!!11oNE!!1ONE1!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 20:06

SON OF A BITCH HASKELL
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
HASKELL IS PIG
DO YOU WANT DED DOF
DO YOU WANT OPTIONAL FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
FUNCTIONAL IS PIG DISGUSTING
SIMON PEYOTE JOINTS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING NOMADS
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