ONE WORD PIG DISGUSTING

If you program in Python, Ruby, or Perl, your existence is meaningless. Also, you are shit.

Your faggot languages are SLOW AS FUCK and PIG DISGUSTING

At times one has to compromise and use some language he doesn't like if there's a huge codebase behind it and he only has to write a little interoperation code to get what he wants done. The pure/right way would be to reimplement the whole thing in something better, but that would take months.