/prog/ - /prog/ challenge

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-09 3:16

Create a program that gives something resembling an average /prog/ post as output. Extra points if the user can specify what kind of post (autism, SICP, anus etc) he wants. Use whatever language you want. Extra points for using BBCODE.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-09 3:23



(define (/prog/lodyte type . args)

 (case type

  ((anus) (hax-anus))

  ((SICP) (read-sicp))

  ((autism) (error (sexpcode-compile "not {spoiler /prog/}-related.")))

  (else "HAX MY ANUS")))

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-09 3:25

Expect the usual markov-chain-based text generators. The one that should be named already spammed /prog/ for days using one.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-09 4:51

>>2
U MENA

(define (/prog/lodyte type . args)
(case type
((anus) (hax-anus))
((SICP) (read-sicp))
((autism) (error (sexpcode-compile "not {spoiler /prog/}-related.")))
((mena) (you-mena))
((enterprise) (enterprise-solutions))
((satori) (conjure-spirits))
((sage) (sage-your-shit))
(else "IHBT")))

Name: >>4 2011-04-09 4:53

Fuck.

(define (/prog/lodyte type . args)

 (case type

  ((anus) (hax-anus))

  ((SICP) (read-sicp))

  ((autism) (error (sexpcode-compile "not {spoiler /prog/}-related.")))

  ((mena) (you-mena))

  ((enterprise) (enterprise-solutions))

  ((satori) (conjure-spirits))

  ((sage) (sage-your-shit))

  (else "IHBT")))

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-09 4:56

(define (/prog/lodyte type . args)

 (case type

  ((anus) (hax-anus))

  ((SICP) (read-sicp))

  ((autism) (error (sexpcode-compile "not {spoiler /prog/}-related.")))

  ((mena) (you-mena-HASKALL))

  ((enterprise) (enterprise-solutions))

  ((satori) (conjure-spirits))

  ((sage) (sage-your-shit))

  ((abstract) (abstract-shit-youll-NEVER-COMPREHEND))

  ((linux) (GNU/Linux))

  ((noko) (error (sexpcode-compile "{b.i.o.u BACK TO IMAGEBOARDS, ``FAGGOT''.}")))

  (else "IHBT")))

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-09 5:07

(define (/prog/lodyte type . args)

  (call-with-post-continuation

   (lambda (sussman)

     (sussman

      (case type

    ((anus) (hax-anus))

    ((SICP) (read-sicp))

    ((autism) (error (sexpcode-compile "not {spoiler /prog/}-related.")))

    ((nomads) (haskell-nomads))

    ((mena) (you-mena-HASKALL))

    ((enterprise) (enterprise-solutions))

    ((satori) (conjure-spirits))

    ((sage) (sage-your-shit))

    ((abstract) (abstract-shit-youll-NEVER-COMPREHEND))

    ((linux) (GNU/Linux))

    ((yhbt) (frozenvoid))

    ((fioc) (kill-thread (current-thread)))

    ((noko) (error (sexpcode-compile "{b.i.o.u BACK TO IMAGEBOARDS, ``FAGGOT''.}")))

    (else "IHBT")))))

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-09 5:09

>>7
Fuck you shiichan, indent my code properly.



(define (/prog/lodyte type . args)

  (call-with-post-continuation

   (lambda (sussman)

     (sussman

      (case type

        ((anus) (hax-anus))

        ((SICP) (read-sicp))

        ((autism) (error (sexpcode-compile "not {spoiler /prog/}-related.")))

        ((nomads) (haskell-nomads))

        ((mena) (you-mena-HASKALL))

        ((enterprise) (enterprise-solutions))

        ((satori) (conjure-spirits))

        ((sage) (sage-your-shit))

        ((abstract) (abstract-shit-youll-NEVER-COMPREHEND))

        ((linux) (GNU/Linux))

        ((yhbt) (frozenvoid))

        ((fioc) (kill-thread (current-thread)))

        ((shiichan) (correct-poster (post-previous sussman) "*shi[sup]t[/sup]chan"))

        ((noko) (error (sexpcode-compile "{b.i.o.u BACK TO IMAGEBOARDS, ``FAGGOT''.}")))

        (else "IHBT")))))

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-09 5:10

>>7
Indent your shit, faggot.

Name: VIPPER 2011-04-09 5:29

>>8
ONE WORD: THE UNFORCED INDENTATION OF [code] THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-09 11:47

>>10
Back to Hahaha you idiot, /vip/ is not put in spoilers like /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 18:58

[code]print "Shalom, hymie[i]!"[/i][code]

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 18:59

>>8
You forgot this: )

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-09 5:30

>>null
nice dubs bro

Name: Sagist 2013-05-09 16:41

I'd just like to bump all the actual /prog/ threads.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-10 17:16

The expert programmer language. The famous REPL: (loop (print (eval (read)))) Just so logical``!'' Even though C isn't bad, say you want to print from 1 to 10, you'll be thinking along the lines of import stdio.h int main(){ for (int i=1; i<=10; i++) { printf(yada yada); } } But that's too slow, a large file size, and wasted characters typed. This is expert LISP enterprise quality code (loop for i from 1 to 10 do (print x) )

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-10 17:18

[m]The expert programmer language.

C code to print from 1 to 10

import stdio.h



int main(){

  for (int i=1; i<=10; i++) {

    printf(yada yada);

  }

}

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(loop for i from 1 to 10 do (print x) )

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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-10 17:18

The expert programmer language. C code to print from 1 to 10 import stdio.h int main(){ for (int i=1; i<=10; i++) { printf(yada yada); } } Lisp (loop for i from 1 to 10 do (print x) )

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 20:03

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