/prog/ challenge

Create a program that gives something resembling an average /prog/ post as output. Extra points if the user can specify what kind of post (autism, SICP, anus etc) he wants. Use whatever language you want. Extra points for using BBCODE.

>>7
Fuck you shiichan, indent my code properly.

(define (/prog/lodyte type . args)
  (call-with-post-continuation
   (lambda (sussman)
     (sussman
      (case type
        ((anus) (hax-anus))
        ((SICP) (read-sicp))
        ((autism) (error (sexpcode-compile "not {spoiler /prog/}-related.")))
        ((nomads) (haskell-nomads))
        ((mena) (you-mena-HASKALL))
        ((enterprise) (enterprise-solutions))
        ((satori) (conjure-spirits))
        ((sage) (sage-your-shit))
        ((abstract) (abstract-shit-youll-NEVER-COMPREHEND))
        ((linux) (GNU/Linux))
        ((yhbt) (frozenvoid))
        ((fioc) (kill-thread (current-thread)))
        ((shiichan) (correct-poster (post-previous sussman) "*shi[sup]t[/sup]chan"))
        ((noko) (error (sexpcode-compile "{b.i.o.u BACK TO IMAGEBOARDS, ``FAGGOT''.}")))
        (else "IHBT")))))