/prog/ - JAVA — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 1:19

If it's so shitty why is it the most used programming language in the industry?

Check and mate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 1:35

Uncheck and roll over to the other side of the bed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 2:59

>>2
Roll over to the suicide side of the bed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 15:43

>>3
What's the suicide side of the bed?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 15:45

python is the future

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 15:49

>>4
Java

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 15:53

>>5
ONE WORD: THE FORCED INyou know the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 17:54

>>7

ONE WORD: THE FORCED PERFECT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 22:24

Java 7 is going to fix the lack of first-class functions. So I think we're all good

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 22:29

>>8
ONE WORD: THE FORCED WASHING OF USER BRAINS. ALL HAIL GUIDO VAN ROSSUM

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 1:52

What do you guys think is better? Python or Perl?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 2:27

C. it is more manly

Name: BLACK HITLER 2011-03-30 3:50



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glory BLACK AFRIKA
HEIL NIGGERS.
HEIL BLACK AFRIKA.
NIG HEIL BLACK HITLER!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 5:19

>>7
[b][i][o]ONE WORD: THE FORCED IN[/b][/i][/o][/code](ry[/code]

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 5:22

>>8
Excuse my [i][u]^B[sub]B[/sup]Code[/u][/i] fail:
ONE WORD: THE FORCED IN(ry

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 5:33

>>15
No.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 19:14

Why are these threads always full of memes instead of discussing programming?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 19:23

>>17
I blame the niggers/faggots/JEWS/white supremacists/Europeans/Americans/VIPpers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 20:34

>>11
this is like asking if you'd rather be fucked by the hottest woman ever, or a cactus

python

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 20:36

>>19
Python is worthless. It can't do anything particularly well while Perl is unique in its abilities.

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-30 20:39

>>19
but why did you choose the cactus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 20:49

>>20-21
faggots

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 20:51

I can't decide who's worse between the ``in Lisp'' guy, the anti-semite guy (probably the same person), or this deluded Pythonista.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 22:04

>>23
I can't decide which of the lisp faggots is worse.

Name: sage !ccqXAQxUxI!rGxutZjWR7LZWNO 2011-03-30 22:05

>>24
sage sage sage sage sage sage ^{sage _{sage sage sage}}

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 22:47

>>25
im a huge faggot please rape my face

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 23:08

Prepare to eval! And make it apply! To protect the world from indentation! To optimize all tailcalls within our evaluation! To denounce the evils of FIOC and loeb! To extend our continuation to the first-class above! Sussman! Abelson! 6.001, cons off at speed of cdr! Surrender now or prepare to car!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 23:22

>>27
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 23:30

I used to use python for simulations in physics class. But MATLAB is far superior for that. Anyway it's just overall a low tier programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 23:30

>>28
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 23:41

>>30
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:02

>>31
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:08

>>32
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:23

Because sometimes c programmers use c++ as well.

Check and fuck your face

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:24

>>34
Check and fuck your face
I lol'd really hard for no valid reason.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:27

>>33
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:32

>>36
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:52

People please. We are trying to discuss why everyone is using Java.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:58

>>38
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 1:01

>>39
You are ruining /prog/. Have you no shame? This is a board dedicated to quality discussion regarding programming. Your posts are nothing more than spam and are completely unrelated to the thread, and programming in general. Please correct your behavior or cease using this board.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 1:07

>>40
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 1:17

>>41
That's it. I've had it with you. I'm going to have to teach you some manners since your mother never did. Just give me an address.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 1:31

>>42
127.0.0.1

COME AT ME BRO

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 7:22

↖ check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 9:48

>>43
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Back to the imageboards, please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 15:01

>>45
Your post was rude.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 15:07

>>46
Your bump was rude.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 15:09

>>1
If it's so shitty why is it the most used programming language in the industry?

If Bieber is so shitty, why does his song have 502 million views on Youtube?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 15:13

>>48
That's an unfair comparison. The people listening to Bieber are just random people who know nothing of good music.

On the other hand the people in the industry are experts in their field.

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-31 15:20

>>48
Could be a bot that request the page 1000 times a day.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 15:48

>>49
That's an unfair comparison. The people in the industry are just random people who know nothing of programming.

On the other hand Bieber is an expert in his field.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 16:02

>>51
You messed up inverting my quote. You were supposed to say "the people listening to Bieber are experts in their field"

You're just buttdevastated.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 16:10

>>52
oops. sowwey~~

Name: 51N53's Not >>53 2011-03-31 16:21

>>52
You messed up ^making you are sentence. You were supposed to say "the industry is an expert in its field".

Your just buttdevastated.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 17:31

I fuck you're waifu

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 17:33

>>55
I FUCK YOU'RE ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 20:02

MATLAB is better.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 23:59

asdf

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