/prog/ - JAVA — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 1:19

If it's so shitty why is it the most used programming language in the industry?

Check and mate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 1:35

Uncheck and roll over to the other side of the bed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 2:59

>>2
Roll over to the suicide side of the bed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 15:43

>>3
What's the suicide side of the bed?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 15:45

python is the future

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 15:49

>>4
Java

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 15:53

>>5
ONE WORD: THE FORCED INyou know the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 17:54

>>7

ONE WORD: THE FORCED PERFECT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 22:24

Java 7 is going to fix the lack of first-class functions. So I think we're all good

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 22:29

>>8
ONE WORD: THE FORCED WASHING OF USER BRAINS. ALL HAIL GUIDO VAN ROSSUM

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 1:52

What do you guys think is better? Python or Perl?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 2:27

C. it is more manly

Name: BLACK HITLER 2011-03-30 3:50



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glory BLACK AFRIKA
HEIL NIGGERS.
HEIL BLACK AFRIKA.
NIG HEIL BLACK HITLER!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 5:19

>>7
[b][i][o]ONE WORD: THE FORCED IN[/b][/i][/o][/code](ry[/code]

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 5:22

>>8
Excuse my [i][u]^B[sub]B[/sup]Code[/u][/i] fail:
ONE WORD: THE FORCED IN(ry

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 5:33

>>15
No.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 19:14

Why are these threads always full of memes instead of discussing programming?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 19:23

>>17
I blame the niggers/faggots/JEWS/white supremacists/Europeans/Americans/VIPpers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 20:34

>>11
this is like asking if you'd rather be fucked by the hottest woman ever, or a cactus

python

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 20:36

>>19
Python is worthless. It can't do anything particularly well while Perl is unique in its abilities.

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-30 20:39

>>19
but why did you choose the cactus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 20:49

>>20-21
faggots

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 20:51

I can't decide who's worse between the ``in Lisp'' guy, the anti-semite guy (probably the same person), or this deluded Pythonista.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 22:04

>>23
I can't decide which of the lisp faggots is worse.

Name: sage !ccqXAQxUxI!rGxutZjWR7LZWNO 2011-03-30 22:05

>>24
sage sage sage sage sage sage ^{sage _{sage sage sage}}

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 22:47

>>25
im a huge faggot please rape my face

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 23:08

Prepare to eval! And make it apply! To protect the world from indentation! To optimize all tailcalls within our evaluation! To denounce the evils of FIOC and loeb! To extend our continuation to the first-class above! Sussman! Abelson! 6.001, cons off at speed of cdr! Surrender now or prepare to car!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 23:22

>>27
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 23:30

I used to use python for simulations in physics class. But MATLAB is far superior for that. Anyway it's just overall a low tier programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 23:30

>>28
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-30 23:41

>>30
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:02

>>31
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:08

>>32
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:23

Because sometimes c programmers use c++ as well.

Check and fuck your face

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:24

>>34
Check and fuck your face
I lol'd really hard for no valid reason.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:27

>>33
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:32

>>36
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:52

People please. We are trying to discuss why everyone is using Java.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 0:58

>>38
fuck off and die already

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 1:01

>>39
You are ruining /prog/. Have you no shame? This is a board dedicated to quality discussion regarding programming. Your posts are nothing more than spam and are completely unrelated to the thread, and programming in general. Please correct your behavior or cease using this board.

JAVA

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