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Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-10 23:25

Haskell is the name handed down in the family. The name is an Americanized version of Chatskel, which derives from the Hebrew name, Ezekiel.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-10 23:55

JEW

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 2:24

>>2
I insist, that we should use term "pest", instead of "jew", because if not for these evil pests, LISP would had more recognition, it deserves as the only true language.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 2:31

Look here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergey_Brin

He is a pest, and because of him we've to endure this ugly Python. But if we use pesticide, like Zyklon B, Python will die with its evil master. Do you want to remove Python from you live? Then, please, help humanity put an end to evil pests.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 2:46

Haskell is named after Haskell B. Curry, whose name sounds like a joke if you've already heard of Haskell and function currying.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 2:49

>>5
Haskell B. Curry
A pest.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 4:54

>>4
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_be_evil
Oh, how the great have fallen.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 5:07

>>7
>Don't be evil
>use Python
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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 5:28

>>5
http://www.sailusfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/spicy_chicken_masala_recipe.JPG

>>8
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 7:40

ITT: we pretend we're in /vip/

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 7:43

>>10
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 7:44

>>3
The Sussman is jew, your argument is invalid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 7:47

>>12
Why should we care about your Sussman?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 7:53

>>12
your an jews

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 7:58

implying that jews actually exist
What did you get from Santa last year people?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 8:04

>>15
My parents never had money for Santa's presents. I see now, it's because jews stealed their money.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 8:10

>>15
Please try to ignore troll threads

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 8:45

Haskell is a medium sized dog.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 10:14

>>18
*was

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 14:03

How to display in Haskell an array of strings (like ["hello", "me"]) using putStr?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 14:10

Prelude> mapM_ putStr ["hello","me"]
hellomePrelude>

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 14:18

>>21 Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 14:28

>>20
maybe you should learn english first.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 14:43

>>20 I'm not native and if you find mistakes, please correct me, but by posts like your you don't help and are basically useless.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 15:04

>>21
Haskell is verbose as Java. Why can't I do in haskell something like:

SYMTA> ($eval "say [10++7.gibberish]")
("ziezoohyad" "chlundeeseew" "tyajoebuip"    "aifendabay"
 "goemmandos" "fuendeiduahn" "onthaikaymmia" "ruimmofyat"
 "uetaiworai" "ayzuetiazui"                              )
???

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 15:11

>>25
What's that shit?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 15:13

>>26
Arie wianthu doas hie da phoo.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 15:42

>>23 for me it's humiliating, that today's lingua franca is english, why we have to pay attention to this language at all? Why we can't speak in French or Latin? Isn't it unbelievable due to fact, that all our Europe's history is unrelated to those english islands?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 15:47

>>28
Sho if gaejila endo wemmy alei!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 15:49

>>29
Shya luis hanthu im ajiadu ^__^

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 15:51

>>28
Because FUCK YOU that's why.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 15:55

>>28
Europe's history is unrelated to those english islands?
Yep. Completely. Except, you know: the roman invasion; the migration of saxons, angles, jutes, etc; viking harassment; the norman invasion; regular warring with france and spain;...

Pedantry aside, I agree with your complaint. It's an accident of history that we use English for programming, but it is also unlikely to change in the near future.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 16:04

>>32 Did you try to compare amount of French or German great minds with english ones? Looks bad for england land.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 16:16

>>33
George Berkeley is the smartest philosopher ever and the father of modern cognitive psychology.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 16:18

>>34
Also, he heavely criticized jewish ponzi-schemes and their evil infinity.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 16:30

>>34 Leibnitz, Descartes, Kant, Hayek (father of austrian school of economy), Einstein and plenty of others. Also revolution in France ended middle ages in Europe and started modern world you live in.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 16:41

>>33
Nationalist masturbation about how much one's country contributed to the world isn't interesting to me, and certainly has nothing to do with the statement I'm arguing against, namely that our histories are distinct.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 17:15

>>33
Nationalist masturbation about how much one's country contributed to the world isn't interesting to me, and certainly has nothing to do with the statement I'm arguing against, namely that our histories are distinct.
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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 17:21

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This emoticon looks pretty retarded

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 17:24

>>39
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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 17:27

>>40 stop posting that

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 17:39

>>41
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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 18:47

I can't tell if it's a curious jughead with raised eyebrows, or a despondent man with a button nose and a beauty mark on his right cheek

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 19:28

>>43
it's a condescending dragon

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 20:33

>>28
Learn Lojban, speak with clarity.
http://www.lojban.org/tiki/Learning

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-11 21:14

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-12 4:08

>>45
Ojikie losedo e rurai feindo gei boesh joent.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-12 4:25

>>45
Lojban is the official language of autism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-12 4:33

>>48
Dogy atia, noop!
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