Haskell

Haskell is the name handed down in the family. The name is an Americanized version of Chatskel, which derives from the Hebrew name, Ezekiel.

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Europe's history is unrelated to those english islands?
Yep. Completely. Except, you know: the roman invasion; the migration of saxons, angles, jutes, etc; viking harassment; the norman invasion; regular warring with france and spain;...

Pedantry aside, I agree with your complaint. It's an accident of history that we use English for programming, but it is also unlikely to change in the near future.