/prog/ - Yo dawg, we heard you like ENTERPRISE,

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-10 19:11

so we put a Java in your XML so you can leverage while you synergize.

U http://commons.apache.org/jelly/ ?

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-10 19:13

JEWS

Name: AUTISM BRIGADE 2011-03-10 19:14

>>2
Go fuck an autistic nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 2:28

Sweet Jesus, my boss must take a look at this!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 3:31

Jelly Beans can be created with the define tag library. A Jelly Bean is where a regular Java Bean can be bound to a Jelly tag
Who else thinks they named it just so they could make this stupid joke?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 4:11

>>5
u jelly?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 5:05

event viewer

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 5:29

>>6
u = curry
VALID HASKAL CODE

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 5:40

>>7
Sagefault detected. Core dumped. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 5:49

>>9
Sagefault (Thread bumped)

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 7:27

so we put a Java in your XML
Sure sounds like C# to me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 13:52

>>4
If it turns out you work at my company, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 13:56

>>5
Oh man. I do.

Fucking hell, though, Apache names shit horribly. "Hadoopi" sounds like an Indian word for "poopy time" or something. STICK TO YOUR BLOATED CORE SERVER TECHNOLOGY, GUYS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 14:18

>>13
Apache names shit horribly.
I agree, and I think it is getting worse and worse.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 14:46

Hadoop the large pile of poop.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 14:56

Hapoop.

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-14 15:19

>>12
Most likely >>4san is your boss.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 19:23

>>13,14
One word international trademarks thread over.

Yo dawg, we heard you like ENTERPRISE,

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2 Name: VIPPER 2011-03-10 19:13

3 Name: AUTISM BRIGADE 2011-03-10 19:14

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18 Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 19:23