Yo dawg, we heard you like ENTERPRISE,

so we put a Java in your XML so you can leverage while you synergize.

U http://commons.apache.org/jelly/ ?

>>5
Oh man. I do.

Fucking hell, though, Apache names shit horribly. "Hadoopi" sounds like an Indian word for "poopy time" or something. STICK TO YOUR BLOATED CORE SERVER TECHNOLOGY, GUYS.