1. M/F? implying anyone here is the latter
2. Age?
3. How often do you lurk and/or post on /prog/?
4. How many programming languages do you consider yourself an EXPERT/ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMER in?
5. Have you ever been laid? If so, how long ago?
we just had the /prog/ user satisfaction survery a week ago, and this thread isn't even a PART II or anything like that... wtf right now it looks like OP just doesn't care to search subject.txt. also the questions suck for surveys on anonymous boards.
my suggestion is OP lurks a bit more until he gets to know the posting standards and community here.