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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 4:29

What is your beard length and programming language of choice?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 4:33

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 4:41

(2" . LISP)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 5:36

Imberb, Java

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 6:42

2mm. Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 6:52

I haven't shaved for week. I have been coding C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 7:00

Clean shaven as per job. Python, but with a hard tendency towards precisely the sorts of constructs that Guido dislikes.

I might, however, quit my job and grow out a big fugly neckbeard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 7:36

>>7
FORCED INDENTATION OF NEURONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 9:31

>>7
FORCED SHAVING OF BEARD

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 9:39

>>7
Dude, you have a LISP Python job. Python is the new LISP.[1]


[1]: Peter Norvig, Some Article About How Python is Great Because It's Nearly as Good as LISP, 2001-07-24, p55.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 9:56

10cm, Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 10:01

Shaved clean, HASKELL.

Name: RMS Matthew Stallman 2008-12-26 10:05

Several inches, C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 10:33

i usually strive for this authentic "i've been postponing my morning shave" look which i find gorgeous. sometimes (when i'm feeling boyish, hehe) i go clean cut. i code in haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 10:49

>>14
OPTIONAL SHAVING OF BEARD

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:15

c, often unshaven, but never let it grow for long enough to be considered a beard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:32

C
I shave once every 4 months, so right now its just a few mm, but a few days ago it was ~ 4 inches.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:39

Sepples (for Enterprise Work), Haskell (for hobby work).
I shave every once in a while, which usually means every one or two weeks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:44

Clean shave, Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:33

I haven't shaved for 2 years or gone outside, Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:36

Over 20cm braided beard; Fjölnir

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:42

My beard is longer than my hair, APL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:49

What is your mean time between showers and programming language of choice?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:50

Clean shave, JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:53

>>24
ENTERPRISE GROOMING

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:11

My beard is 256.3 millimetres long, with an average thickness of 0.1 millimetres (per hair) and I prefer to program in the ANONIX dialect of Brainfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:19

Between 0.5 and 3cm (the latter being longer than my hair); and depends on the context, but probably F#

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:21

Am I the only wrong who thinks there's something terribly wrong with this thread?

Name: FUCK 2008-12-26 14:35

I meant:

``Am I the only one who thinks there's something terribly wrong with this thread?''

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:39

>>29
That's how I read it the first time. I wouldn't even notice if you didn't point it out.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:53

>>23
I typically program in my language of choice within an hour and a half after showering. I don't have the data required to calculate a mean.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:12

15cm, Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:16

clean, python.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:17

>>32
scheme is lisp..

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:18

>>34
Scheme is a type of LISP, not LISP per se.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:58

I shower once in the morning, and while my beard glistens in the sun through my office window at MIT, I program the algorithmic language Scheme. I am the Sussman, but none of you would recognize me anymore, for I have a beard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:10

5cm, C followed by Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:40

>>36
Bears are unscientific and ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:41

>>38
Steven Colbert???

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:55

>>39
Sorry, Colbeard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:58

>>28-29
No, but your wrong bitch is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 18:33

Underwent M2F hormone replacement therapy and laser hair removal
Lua and C

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 18:59

>>42
Cudder?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 19:50

>>42
you are so bravely to change gender,i'm a programer too,but i have no brave

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 20:52

>>44
can i have your no brave

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 20:53

>>45
you mean "can i have you're no brave"

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 20:53

Unshaven for a week or so. Python (But also with a hard tendency towards precisely the sorts of constructs that Guido dislikes.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 21:13

0-3mm; scheme

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 22:13

>>43
It would be Leah if (s)he said ``Python''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 11:34

>>49
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 11:43

>>46
can I have your no tea

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 11:47

What is your penis length and programming language of choice?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 19:27

>>51

You have a robe (and are currently wearing it).
You have a screwdriver.
You have a pile of junk mail.
You have a ball of lint.
You have no tea.
>drop no tea
You can't drop that.
>_

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 19:32

[color=purple]You[/color]You have an SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 19:38

>>54
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 19:44

>>54

>namedrop an SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 20:19

[code]
enter room
You enter the elf's bedroom.

Items here: SICP

get SICP
got SICP

i

Inventory:
hat
lube
quart of fairy milk
SICP

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