/prog/ - Survey — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 4:29

What is your beard length and programming language of choice?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 4:33

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 4:41

(2" . LISP)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 5:36

Imberb, Java

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 6:42

2mm. Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 6:52

I haven't shaved for week. I have been coding C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 7:00

Clean shaven as per job. Python, but with a hard tendency towards precisely the sorts of constructs that Guido dislikes.

I might, however, quit my job and grow out a big fugly neckbeard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 7:36

>>7
FORCED INDENTATION OF NEURONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 9:31

>>7
FORCED SHAVING OF BEARD

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 9:39

>>7
Dude, you have a _{_LISP} Python job. Python is the new LISP.[1]

_{[1]: Peter Norvig, Some Article About How Python is Great Because It's Nearly as Good as LISP, 2001-07-24, p55.}

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 9:56

10cm, Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 10:01

Shaved clean, HASKELL.

Name: RMS Matthew Stallman 2008-12-26 10:05

Several inches, C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 10:33

i usually strive for this authentic "i've been postponing my morning shave" look which i find gorgeous. sometimes (when i'm feeling boyish, hehe) i go clean cut. i code in haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 10:49

>>14
OPTIONAL SHAVING OF BEARD

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:15

c, often unshaven, but never let it grow for long enough to be considered a beard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:32

C
I shave once every 4 months, so right now its just a few mm, but a few days ago it was ~ 4 inches.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:39

Sepples (for Enterprise Work), Haskell (for hobby work).
I shave every once in a while, which usually means every one or two weeks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:44

Clean shave, Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:33

I haven't shaved for 2 years or gone outside, Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:36

Over 20cm braided beard; Fjölnir

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:42

My beard is longer than my hair, APL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:49

What is your mean time between showers and programming language of choice?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:50

Clean shave, JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:53

>>24
ENTERPRISE GROOMING

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:11

My beard is 256.3 millimetres long, with an average thickness of 0.1 millimetres (per hair) and I prefer to program in the ANONIX dialect of Brainfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:19

Between 0.5 and 3cm (the latter being longer than my hair); and depends on the context, but probably F#

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:21

Am I the only wrong who thinks there's something terribly wrong with this thread?

Name: FUCK 2008-12-26 14:35

I meant:

``Am I the only one who thinks there's something terribly wrong with this thread?''

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:39

>>29
That's how I read it the first time. I wouldn't even notice if you didn't point it out.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:53

>>23
I typically program in my language of choice within an hour and a half after showering. I don't have the data required to calculate a mean.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:12

15cm, Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:16

clean, python.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:17

>>32
scheme is lisp..

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:18

>>34
Scheme is a type of LISP, not LISP per se.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:58

I shower once in the morning, and while my beard glistens in the sun through my office window at MIT, I program the algorithmic language Scheme. I am the Sussman, but none of you would recognize me anymore, for I have a beard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:10

5cm, C followed by Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:40

>>36
Bears are _unscientific and ^ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:41

>>38
Steven Colbert???

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:55

>>39
Sorry, Colbeard.

Survey

1 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 4:29

2 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 4:33

3 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 4:41

4 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 5:36

5 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 6:42

6 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 6:52

7 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 7:00

8 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 7:36

9 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 9:31

10 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 9:39

11 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 9:56

12 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 10:01

13 Name: RMS Matthew Stallman 2008-12-26 10:05

14 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 10:33

15 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 10:49

16 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:15

17 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:32

18 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:39

19 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 11:44

20 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:33

21 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:36

22 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:42

23 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:49

24 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:50

25 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:53

26 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:11

27 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:19

28 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:21

29 Name: FUCK 2008-12-26 14:35

30 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:39

31 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:53

32 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:12

33 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:16

34 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:17

35 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:18

36 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 15:58

37 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:10

38 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:40

39 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:41

40 Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 16:55