/prog/ - I thought this would make you guys laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 20:05

http://boards.4chan.org/g/res/16020660

- your best friends /g/

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 20:08

Why wouldn't you at least link to your archive since that thread will 404 quickly. /prog/ doesn't move very fast.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 20:19

Multithreading (and -O3) for maximum performance boost
Okay that actually was pretty funny.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 20:20

-Ofast -funroll-loops -fno-exceptions
Vroom Vroom!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 20:35

http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/g/thread/16020660

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 2:28

* Plugin API (written in V8. it's JavaScript and it's JIT compilation so don't worry about performance)

I stopped reading here

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 2:43

>>6
fuck off faggot

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-20 3:46

>>1
404 - Not Found
You imageboard scum are not our friends go away and die in caar crash

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 3:47

>>8
my other caar is a cadr

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 3:49

>>9
mine is a cdar

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The other car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTqHpuPX-bs

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 4:24

+1 support for Ruby, but I still love Lua <3
Stopped taking these guys seriously right there.

But lets assemble these "thoughts" for a moment:

+ They want to do it in C (good luck debugging memory leaks, and reinventing std::map & std::vector over and over again!)
+ They discuss using Lua. Good thing actually - if they weren't arguing about the syntax like it would actually fucking matter
+ No concept whatsoever, but already opened a github page, AND a sketchpad hosted by a german socialist party (pirate party). Why don't they just invite Marx himself, since they are already clearly fucked in the butt?
+ They actually believe that '-O' means 'it runs faster', which is wrong, wrong on so many levels in fact
+ They even discuss using V8. Bad Idea - V8 is a major PITA, uses global variables internally, uses threading internally, which makes finding bugs fucking impossible
+ They believe they could possibly kick out a game that even just remotely resembles Minecraft in roughly a week - Notch probably worked around 2 years (just a guess, but including the time to the first Beta version)
+ "Assembler" - wat
+ "SSE3" - these fuckers clearly have no idea what they're talking about
+ "XNA" - can it possibly get any more obvious

Some claim that you could write a fullblown game in plain C - I have no clue where the hell they heard that, but i strongly doubt it relies on facts. Every single major game is written in C#, C++, Java, or a mix of these three. Don't believe me? Just scan (filealyzer, faggot) the DLL and EXE files.

Even with SDL, doing a game in C is clearly impossible, without fucking reinventing things like binary tables, binary arrays, shared pointers, proper string handling, avoiding memory leaks, and so on.

Just yet another aids-riddled thread on /g/, i suppose...

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 4:39

>>12
While the /g/ thread is not exactly brilliant, I wouldn't consider your're post much better.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 4:42

>>12

fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 4:52

>>13
your're
I sense a strong irony here.
also, something tells me you're just scooting over from /g/ to protect your furry friends

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 5:18

>>15
Nobody can possibly be this oblivious. Back to wherever you came from, please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 7:40

>>10
mine is a cddr.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 12:52

>>16
Back to wherever you came from, please.
So you want me to stay on /prog/?

I'd also like to encourage you to go back to /g/ as soon as possible.

Name: INTERCAL MEME FAN 2011-02-20 13:00

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PLEASE DO COME FROM /prog/
TRY AGAIN

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-20 14:03

Where is sgt.sagetank when you need him?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 14:12

>>13
Excuse me, sir, but >>12 was a quality post and you should just piss off.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 14:12

>>21
<-- that's cool and all, but check my doubles over there

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 14:34

>>22
Why are you such a bad person :(

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 15:00

>>5
>V8 vs CLua
>ctrl+f luajit
>0 results
oh.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 17:13

<-- dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 2:02

>>13
Yeah, FYI we have a new Sepples beat roller. >>12 is he.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 18:01

>>26
rage rage rade mad mad mad

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 18:39

>>12
>Notch probably worked around 2 years (just a guess, but including the time to the first Beta version)
This proves that java sucks. If you cant implement a complete game in a month, then your language is good for nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 18:41

>>28
cant
Fuck off and die, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 18:42

>>12

Whoever you are (it doesn't matter) please leave /prog/ forever, your post was of equal or lesser quality than the average post produced by an average imageboard poster.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 20:43

>>30
>implying you don't suck cocks for a living.
seriously, i will keep shitposting until each one of you elitist cock sucking faggots stops going ``hurr durr leave /anus/ lolol'' without any sort of explanation of why you don't agree with the person you are replying to. it would seem that threads related to C++ are correlated with attracting this kind of faggotry. gee, i wonder why.

tl;dr fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 21:09

>>31
What you're doing is the equivalent of shitting yourself in public and then shouting at a random stranger because they didn't change your diaper. You're not entitled to an explanation every time you say something colossally stupid. We don't have to argue to know that you're wrong, because we already understand the subject matter. If you don't, you shouldn't be here. This is not a forum for amateurs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 21:52

>>32
It's the first time I post in this thread. You have no right to make judgment of value over my other posts that are not deliberate shitposts.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 22:10

>>32
This is not a forum for amateurs.
This isn't exactly LtU, dude. Actually, w4ch is sorta the right place to go to shit yourself in public...

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 22:13

>>31
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /prog/, IMAGEBOARD SCUM.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 22:20

>>35
this is exactly the kind of reply that incites me to produce shitposts. fuck off and die, fag.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 22:39

<--- prime get

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 22:53

>>36
this is exactly the kind of reply that incites me to produce shitposts. GET THE FUCK OUT OF /prog/, IMAGEBOARD SCUM.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 0:51

>>38
this is exactly the kind of reply that incites me to produce shitposts. fuck off and die, fag.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 2:43

>>39
this is exactly the kind of reply that incites me to hax your anus. hax my anus, oniichan.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 2:56

>>28-33,35-36,38-39
SUPERMAD

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 3:26

>>41
SUPERMAN

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D:

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 16:04

<--- check em

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 17:40

>>44
dubs confirmed

I thought this would make you guys laugh.

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