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Python is rising

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:06

FIOC is now 4th on Tiobe index.

http://www.tiobe.com/index.php/content/paperinfo/tpci/index.html

What now?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:12

try:
    raise self.FIOC
except:
    raise "NO EXCEPTIONS"

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:15

http://www.tiobe.com/index.php/content/paperinfo/tpobci/index.html
Abuse my anus guido.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:16

>>2
raise "NO EXCEPTIONS"
This practice considered harmful. Use rise Exception("NO EXCEPTIONS") instead.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:19

>>4
>>> rise Exception("NO EXCEPTIONS")
  File "<stdin>", line 1
    rise Exception("NO EXCEPTIONS")
                 ^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax
>>>

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:23

>>5
raise

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:25

>>1
One more year like this and I would be happy with languages 2 - 5.

Name: >>5 2011-02-16 10:25

But >>4 told me to use rise not raise :-(

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:27

>>8
:'-(

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:31

>>1
News Flash: no one gives a fuck!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:38


>>> try:
    raise self.FIOC
except:
    raise "NO EXCEPTIONS"


Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<pyshell#12>", line 4, in <module>
    raise "NO EXCEPTIONS"
TypeError: exceptions must be old-style classes or derived from BaseException, not str

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:42

>>11
pyshell
(faggot)

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:12

Welcome to Racket v5.1.
'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       YOUR HtDP TODAY?
                              `-'      \
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''            type (man "my anus") for help.
Prelude> (with-handlers (((λ x #t) (λ x (raise "NO EXCEPTIONS"))))
           (raise 'FIOC))
*** Exception: NO EXCEPTIONS
Prelude>

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:15

>>10
News flash: popular == good.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:16

[spoiler]>>> "popular" == "good"
False
[/code]

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:21

>>14
There is nothing good about FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:42

>>16
FIOC is an acceptable Lisp. It's good.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:44


 1. Java              =
 2. C                 =
 3. C++               ↑
 4. Python           ↑↑↑     (faggot)
 5. PHP              ↓↓
 6. C#                =
 7. Visual Basic     ↓↓
 8. Objective C     ↑↑↑↑     (faggot)
 9. JavaScript        ↑
10. Perl             ↓↓
11. Ruby              =
12. Assembly          =
13. Delphi          ↓↓↓↓     (They really still use it?)
14. Lisp            ↑↑↑↑↑
15. NXT-G         ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ (What)
16. Ada           ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ (What)
17. Pascal            =      (Less of this)
18. Lua              ↑↑↑
19. Go              ↓↓↓↓↓↓   (More of this)
20. RPG (OS/400)  ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ (What)

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:44

>>17
My anus is an acceptable Lisp, not the FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:56

>>17
Don't forget to put on your black shirt and party armband, when marching through the streets promoting Guido's fascism, son.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:56

Lisp will dominate soon!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:58

>>21
LOL, you funny. Not like stand up funny, more like short bus funny.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:11

assert("Popular" == "good")
proggles.lua:666: assertion failed!
stack traceback:
    [C]: in function 'assert'
    ./proggles.lua:666: in main chunk
    [C]: ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:12

>>23
Lua
Enjoy your broken metatables.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:13

>>18
Go deserves to be pushed back to the depths of Oblivion.

Go has some interesting concepts, but everyone with a clear mind knew that ``reinventing everything'' would be the death of Go. Google majorly fucked itself in the butt, this time.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:14

>>24
claim with no proof whatsoever
Now you think Enterprise!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:16

>>26
Check out older /prog/ threads. It was discussed to DEATH.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:18

14. Lisp            ↑↑↑↑↑

I blame /prog/.
If it was down for a week more, lisp would get into top fünf

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:19

>>26
Last discussion about this: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1296914507

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:20

>>27
No. It was claimed to death, by console players, who are faggots by definition. Big difference.

It's like saying LITHPu is bad because dem parentheses!
or Haksal is bad cuz dem monads!!!!!!
or even Python is bad cuz dem whitespace!!!
replace ``bad'' with ``slow'', or any other buzzword

It's retarded. It doesn't even make any goddamn sense.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:22

>>30
And not a single actually trackable proof was given. Just another typical thread on /proggles~/!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:24

>>31 + >>30
Also, said report was released by Microsoft, who is known to constantly bash non-microsoft products. My, what a surprise! Surely that must be the reason why Lua is slow, because Microsoft says so!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:24

>>30
console players, who are faggots by definition
What's the matter, too poor to afford a Wii and Super Mario Galaxy 2? Those graphics on Minecraft are really cutting edge.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:34

>>33
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:36

>>30
Hey faggot, Lisp actually does suck because of the parentheses, Haskell does suck because of monad faggotry, and Python does suck because of the forced line limit of lambda. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:40

>>33
The best graphics I have ever seen in a Java game.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:41

>>35
Hey faggot, *grabs dick* ^__^

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:43

>>34
It was the best game last year.
>>36
Java game
Call me when someone makes a game in Lisp. Oh wait they already have on a console.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:47

>>38
Are you talking about Crash Bandicoot and how it used Lithp?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 13:01

My snake is rising, if you know what i mean

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 13:10

>>40
Please, elaborate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 13:11

>>41
The only possible explanation I can think of is that he is a snake charmer and he has been playing his flute and the snake is rising.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 13:12

My anaconda is filling with warm blood, and it is going from horizontal to vertical position...

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 13:13

>>43
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 13:13

>>43
Go back to /gay bath house/

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 13:26

>>45
*grabs anus with my huge, well lubed thumb*

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 14:08

>>39
Yes.
SONY WINS AGAIN!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 14:22

>>47
You are now aware that Crash is not developed in Lisp anymore since its developer is not Sony and not Naughty Dog.
You are now also aware that the ones written in Lisp were masterpieces, the ones from Sony are shit
Jak & Dexter were coded in Lisp and it's another masterpiece. Coincidence? I think not.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 14:39

>>48
Sony doesn't own Crash so the games after the PS1 era had nothing to do with them.
Jak 3 is a FUCKING MASTERPIECE. Daxter on the PSP is very good too although I'm certain it's not in Lisp ;_;.
Super Mario Galaxy 2 is still king.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 14:52

>>49
Sony doesn't own Crash so the games after the PS1 era had nothing to do with them.
Disregard half of >>48, I fucked everything up a little.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 is still king.
I haven't played it, I don't play games anymore apart from MH3 and Portal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 15:01

>>50
Portal is 3 hours long, how can you still play it? Does MH3 stand for Monster Hunter 3? If so I believe you suffer from a severe form of autism. Why don't you play games anymore?:( They're so fun!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 15:15

>>51
I don't play Portal anymore, of course. I wanted to say I'm waiting for Portal 2. Yes, I mean Monster Hunter 3. I'm a /prog/rider, what did you expect? New games are boring.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 15:26

>>52
MH3 is new. It's not even a year old you autist (assuming you're not autistic enough to play the Japanese version). Super Mario Galaxy 2 is only a month older or so. Also play Quake Live if you're man enough.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 15:52

>>53
MH3 is new.
I've played all MHs starting from MHF, how could I not play MH3‽
Super Mario Galaxy 2 is only a month older or so.
I still have to finish the Super Mario Galaxy. I HATE that fucking Wiimote and can't play it.
Also play Quake Live if you're man enough.
I dislike FPSes, they are all the same shit. It's just OMG GRAPHICS SO KEWL!!. Prove me wrong and I'll try it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 18:08

FIOC is Hitler's Endsieg.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 18:55

>>51
What does being autistic have to do with playing Monster Hunter 3? What is with this obsession with autism nowadays? Suddenly everybody is e-diagnosing everybody else that doesn't follow some fad or convention with autism. Might as well just be a sincere asshole and just call them nerds.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 19:35

>>56
MH3 player detected. What's your ID

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 19:36

>>57
I didn't even know MH3 existed until this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 1:51

>>54
The game is from 1999, all the ``OMG GRAPHICS SO KEWL!!'' only applied in 1999. Now it's just the best competitive FPS there is online. (not much of a challenge since the competition is Call of Duty and Halo)

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 2:44

>>56
Autist detected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 3:15

>>60
And nobody was surprised because of this that day

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 8:08

``Autist'' is just a way for nerds to call other nerds ``nerds'' and not have the huge irony of it pointed out by outside observers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 8:10

>>62
Shut up, AUTIST.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 8:14

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 8:17

>>64
EVERYONE

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-17 8:20

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 12:29

But Python got its name because of Monty Python, so you should say        NI!      

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 12:32

The derivation of the name and intention of the language are completely at odds with each other. Perl is more eclectic and downright weird than stick-up-its-ass FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 12:37

Stricture and Indentation of Constricted Pythons.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 12:57

>>69
Constrict my anus.

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