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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:06

FIOC is now 4th on Tiobe index.

http://www.tiobe.com/index.php/content/paperinfo/tpci/index.html

What now?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:12

try:
    raise self.FIOC
except:
    raise "NO EXCEPTIONS"

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:15

http://www.tiobe.com/index.php/content/paperinfo/tpobci/index.html
Abuse my anus guido.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:16

>>2
raise "NO EXCEPTIONS"
This practice considered harmful. Use rise Exception("NO EXCEPTIONS") instead.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:19

>>4
>>> rise Exception("NO EXCEPTIONS")
  File "<stdin>", line 1
    rise Exception("NO EXCEPTIONS")
                 ^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax
>>>

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:23

>>5
raise

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:25

>>1
One more year like this and I would be happy with languages 2 - 5.

Name: >>5 2011-02-16 10:25

But >>4 told me to use rise not raise :-(

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:27

>>8
:'-(

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:31

>>1
News Flash: no one gives a fuck!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:38


>>> try:
    raise self.FIOC
except:
    raise "NO EXCEPTIONS"


Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<pyshell#12>", line 4, in <module>
    raise "NO EXCEPTIONS"
TypeError: exceptions must be old-style classes or derived from BaseException, not str

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 10:42

>>11
pyshell
(faggot)

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:12

Welcome to Racket v5.1.
'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       YOUR HtDP TODAY?
                              `-'      \
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''            type (man "my anus") for help.
Prelude> (with-handlers (((λ x #t) (λ x (raise "NO EXCEPTIONS"))))
           (raise 'FIOC))
*** Exception: NO EXCEPTIONS
Prelude>

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:15

>>10
News flash: popular == good.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:16

[spoiler]>>> "popular" == "good"
False
[/code]

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:21

>>14
There is nothing good about FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:42

>>16
FIOC is an acceptable Lisp. It's good.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:44


 1. Java              =
 2. C                 =
 3. C++               ↑
 4. Python           ↑↑↑     (faggot)
 5. PHP              ↓↓
 6. C#                =
 7. Visual Basic     ↓↓
 8. Objective C     ↑↑↑↑     (faggot)
 9. JavaScript        ↑
10. Perl             ↓↓
11. Ruby              =
12. Assembly          =
13. Delphi          ↓↓↓↓     (They really still use it?)
14. Lisp            ↑↑↑↑↑
15. NXT-G         ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ (What)
16. Ada           ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ (What)
17. Pascal            =      (Less of this)
18. Lua              ↑↑↑
19. Go              ↓↓↓↓↓↓   (More of this)
20. RPG (OS/400)  ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ (What)

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:44

>>17
My anus is an acceptable Lisp, not the FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:56

>>17
Don't forget to put on your black shirt and party armband, when marching through the streets promoting Guido's fascism, son.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:56

Lisp will dominate soon!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 11:58

>>21
LOL, you funny. Not like stand up funny, more like short bus funny.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:11

assert("Popular" == "good")
proggles.lua:666: assertion failed!
stack traceback:
    [C]: in function 'assert'
    ./proggles.lua:666: in main chunk
    [C]: ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:12

>>23
Lua
Enjoy your broken metatables.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:13

>>18
Go deserves to be pushed back to the depths of Oblivion.

Go has some interesting concepts, but everyone with a clear mind knew that ``reinventing everything'' would be the death of Go. Google majorly fucked itself in the butt, this time.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:14

>>24
claim with no proof whatsoever
Now you think Enterprise!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:16

>>26
Check out older /prog/ threads. It was discussed to DEATH.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:18

14. Lisp            ↑↑↑↑↑

I blame /prog/.
If it was down for a week more, lisp would get into top fünf

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:19

>>26
Last discussion about this: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1296914507

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:20

>>27
No. It was claimed to death, by console players, who are faggots by definition. Big difference.

It's like saying LITHPu is bad because dem parentheses!
or Haksal is bad cuz dem monads!!!!!!
or even Python is bad cuz dem whitespace!!!
replace ``bad'' with ``slow'', or any other buzzword

It's retarded. It doesn't even make any goddamn sense.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:22

>>30
And not a single actually trackable proof was given. Just another typical thread on /proggles~/!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:24

>>31 + >>30
Also, said report was released by Microsoft, who is known to constantly bash non-microsoft products. My, what a surprise! Surely that must be the reason why Lua is slow, because Microsoft says so!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:24

>>30
console players, who are faggots by definition
What's the matter, too poor to afford a Wii and Super Mario Galaxy 2? Those graphics on Minecraft are really cutting edge.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:34

>>33
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:36

>>30
Hey faggot, Lisp actually does suck because of the parentheses, Haskell does suck because of monad faggotry, and Python does suck because of the forced line limit of lambda. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:40

>>33
The best graphics I have ever seen in a Java game.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:41

>>35
Hey faggot, *grabs dick* ^__^

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:43

>>34
It was the best game last year.
>>36
Java game
Call me when someone makes a game in Lisp. Oh wait they already have on a console.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 12:47

>>38
Are you talking about Crash Bandicoot and how it used Lithp?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 13:01

My snake is rising, if you know what i mean

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