/prog/ - Scripting

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 17:32

Hi, i'm a sophomore in college and i'm going to start learning a scripting language. Which one should i learn? I hear ruby and python a lot, but also i hear lua is on par with them, and i think if it truly is on par i'd like to learn lua.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 17:34

TOO BAD RUBY AND THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE ARE SLOW AS FUCK
LISP! LISP! LISP IS THE LANGUAGE!

or Perl 6 or Lua

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 17:35

The correct answer is it doesn't matter

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 18:05

javascript is pretty cool:

* customize websites with userscripts
* write servers using nude.js
* write expert ~~web2.0~~HTML5 websites

Name: IHBT 2011-01-26 18:08

There's really no excuse not to use Perl or Python from the beginning.

You know what, fuck it. Learn lua until you realize you've confused the definitions of scripting and you can't do anything, then switch to lisp and choke to death on a cudder. What do I care.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 18:16

>>5
There's really no reason to use Python.
FTFY
then switch to lisp and have a happy life.
FTFYA.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 19:34

>>6
Fuck Time For Your Anus

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 21:11

>>7
terminate called after throwing an instance of 'std::runtime_error' what(): Segmentation fault Core dumped

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 12:08

DUMP MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 13:03

Javascript

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 13:20

THROW MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 13:22

FIBONACCI BUTTSORTED BINARY ANII TREE

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 15:17

CATCH MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 15:47

catch (Anus a) {

   // do nothing

WITH MY ANUS
}

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 16:02

if you.want(clear_syntax) and you.want(almost_everything()) and you.is_elegant():
you.use(python)
else:
grass.feed_with([ kill(cellule) for cellule in you if cellule.is_alive()])

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 16:13

>>15
FIOC is not a substitute for code tags.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 16:19

>>15
Why do people still think that "speaking" in "code" is funny? Because it's not.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 16:26



(if (andmap (curry want? you) '

(clear-syntax almost-everything macros power parentheses not-be-a-faggot elegance))

    (use! you lisp)

    (feed*! grass (map (λ (cellule) (kill cellule)) (filter alive? (cellule->list you)))))

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 16:45

from languages import strange, elegant
from prog import TipicalProgGuy
from sky import God
from river import Cocodrile

def decide(you, code);
    satisfaction = [not you.like('()' * 100 and code.full_of('()')), max(code.portability), max(code.modules), max(code.oo)]

    if all(satisfaction):
      return you.use(elegant.python)
    elif any(satisfaction) and you.are(TipicalProgGuy):
      return you.use(strange.lisp)
    else:
      god = God('An intelligent one please!')
      cocodriles = [Cocodrile()] * 100
      return god.kill(you) and god.gives(you, cocodriles)

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 16:55

>>19
you.should(english.learn)

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 17:06

(require languages

     (only-in /prog/ one-word fuck-off!)

     (only-in sky god)

     (prefix-in fioc:

            (only-in fioc guido-van-rossum)))



(define decide

  (lambda (you code)

    (let ((satisfaction

       (list (none? (curry like? you)

               `(,(make-string #\space 100)

             ,(make-string #\newline 100)

             ,(full? code fioc:forced-indentation)))

        (andmap (λ (f) (max (f code)))

            (list code-elegance code-functional

                  code-modules code-concise

                  code-macros code-oo)))))

      (cond ((none? satisfaction)

         (let ((faggot you))

           (fuck-off! ``[spoiler] faggot ''[/spoiler])))

        ((and (any? satisfaction)

          (like? you fioc:forced-indentation))

         (one-word "~a of ~a"

               fioc:forced-indentation code)

         (thread-suspend (current-thread)))

        (else

         (satori! you))))))

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 17:07

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ““COCODRILE””

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 17:10

>>21
Shi_tchan ate my indentation:



(require languages

         (only-in /prog/ one-word fuck-off!)

         #;(only-in sky god) ; not needed

         (prefix-in fioc:

                    (only-in fioc guido-van-rossum)))



(define decide

  (lambda (you code)

    (let ((satisfaction

           (list (none? (curry like? you)

                        `

(,(make-string #\space

 100)

                          ,(make-string #\newline

 100)

                          ,(full? code fioc:forced-indentation)))

                 (andmap (λ (f) (max (f code)))

                         (list code-elegance code-functional

                               code-modules code-concise

                               code-macros code-oo)))))

      (cond ((none? satisfaction)

             (let ((faggot you))

               (fuck-off! ``[spoiler] faggot ''[/spoiler])))

            ((and (any? satisfaction)

                  (like? you fioc:forced-indentation))

             (one-word "~a of ~a"

                       fioc:forced-indentation code)

             (thread-suspend (current-thread)))

            (else

             (satori! you))))))

Name: Doctor Racket !RACKET/.HY 2011-01-27 17:13

What's with all this retardation today?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 17:48



(define dunno-lol (λ (dunno) ((λ (ha) (dunno (lambda lol (apply (ha ha) lol)))) (λ (ha) (dunno (lambda lol (apply (ha ha) lol)))))))

(dunno-lol dunno-lol)

Maybe you should check your stack.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 17:51

[qoute]derp[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 18:22

>>25
Just an infinite loop. OMG TAIL-CALL OPTIMIZED!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 18:22

>>27
Ok, now it died.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 18:49

>>28
U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 20:36

>>29
... is a medium sized dog carcass.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 2:02

Don't change these.

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