Asshat

My boss is an asshat and wants me to do the back end of his anus website in PHP. Being as so I'm an expert programmer, I'd prefer to do it in lisp. Any tips on how I might accomplish this?

kk

tanami just do it in php

Implement a Lisp -> PHP compiler. You should be able to solve that.

Did he specifically tell you he wants it in PHP because he really means it? Or did he say PHP because he doesn't know shit about web programming and thinks everything is PHP?

>>4
Implement Lisp→PHP compiler in Lisp.

FORGET WRITING A LISP → PHP COMPILER IN LISP

OP SHOULD WRITE A LISP INTERPRETER IN PHP

(p → q)
Back to /g/, please.

>>8
Suck my cock.

It shouldn't matter. If your system design models are done correctly, doing in PHP shouldn't be any more difficult than doing it in Lisp.

n

>>3
>>1-san is not me, please do not make this mistake in the future.

>>10
Excellent advice!

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>>14
C A T C E P T I O N

Kill your boss and devour his body, take what you can use leave the rest.

i think textboards is a pretty cool guy. eh tells people to go back to /b/ and doesnt afraid of anything

(let ((your-boss (get-boss you)))
  (and (kill your-boss)
       (devour (get-body your-boss)))
  (prog0
    (take (can-use? you (get-items your-boss)))
    (leave cdr)))

15 Name: Anonymous : 2011-01-27 09:36

    >>14
    C A T C E P T I O N

16 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-27 10:30

    Kill your boss and devour his body, take what you can use leave the rest.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2011-01-27 12:17

    i think textboards is a pretty cool guy. eh tells people to go back to /b/ and doesnt afraid of anything

18 Name: LISPPER : 2011-01-27 12:29

    (let ((your-boss (get-boss you)))
      (and (kill your-boss)
           (devour (get-body your-boss)))
      (prog0

how do you pronounce asshat

tedst

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLOSED AND REPLACED WITH THE FOLLOWING:
    Subject: How do you pronounce ``asshat''?
    Name: Anonymous
    Email: mailto:noko
    Message:
       1) Asshaxen
       2) ASSHAT MY ANUS
       3) Ess-awth (faggot)
       4) Other

>>1
http://php.net/manual/en/function.exec.php

>>19
A THREAD WITHIN A THREAD.

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>>22
5) As-shat.


K
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>>22
I pronounce it like "I shat" like a redneck would say it.

And then, >>1 implemented his Lisp→PHP compiler.
http://scriptor.github.com/pharen/

>>29
Clojure
Not a Lisp, fuck off.

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>>1
Have fun with web programming in Lisp.  Paul Graham did it, the Reddit guys did it.  It's kind of a stupid way to make a website just because it's such a pain in the ass to make your environments homogeneous, what with the different Lisp implementations all over the place.  Reddit gave up and reimplemented in Python.  Sure, there are libraries, but with the tiny Lisp web programming community there's a good chance you'll run into some esoteric problem, or the library maintainer will get hit by a bus leaving you with a half-assed beta.

If you don't like PHP, web programming can be done with no problem in Python, Perl, Ruby, Java, or C#.  The first three are easier to set up and the last two are higher performance (if you're CPU bound in the first three).  Don't be the moron who likes to do things the hard, but "better" way.

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