Asshat

My boss is an asshat and wants me to do the back end of his anus website in PHP. Being as so I'm an expert programmer, I'd prefer to do it in lisp. Any tips on how I might accomplish this?

15 Name: Anonymous : 2011-01-27 09:36

    >>14
    C A T C E P T I O N

16 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-27 10:30

    Kill your boss and devour his body, take what you can use leave the rest.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2011-01-27 12:17

    i think textboards is a pretty cool guy. eh tells people to go back to /b/ and doesnt afraid of anything

18 Name: LISPPER : 2011-01-27 12:29

    (let ((your-boss (get-boss you)))
      (and (kill your-boss)
           (devour (get-body your-boss)))
      (prog0