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Leah or Erika?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:31

You can choose between one night with Erika or the rest of your life with Leah.  What will you choose?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:33

Isn't it obvious, I choose XARN.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:35

So a night with a anorexic crack whore or a life of looking at acne scars?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:42

Okay i've been on /prog/ since last summer so I'm officially an oldfag now, but i have some burning questions that google has never been able to answer, and i missed these /prog/ memes when they were first born:

1. Who is XARN (not the Deathclaw from Fallout)
2. Who is Leah
3. Who is Erika
4. malloc()

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:43

I actually find minor acne scars attractive. I guess my judgement is skewed by two of my ex-girlfriends.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:45

>>4
oldfag
Wow, wow, wow, hold it right there, champion! We don't §§.+fag'' here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:54

>>6
He seems to have picked up some trolling skills, however.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:59

>>4
WHERE'S THE 3) (.+) \(faggot\) OPTION?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 14:06

Xarn doesn't like it when you talk about his girlfriend guys.  Be nice!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 14:08

;]

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-23 14:08

Id rather be kill by JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 14:26

>>6
§§.+fag
a much simpler way to put it is *fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 14:28

>>12
[[:alpha:]]+?fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 17:15

I like men

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 19:28

Surprisingly, I'd have to go with Leah.  I think she has the common sense to get an abortion when teen pregnant.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 19:31

I'd like to see a picture of Erika first.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 20:06

>>16
Sure, have some ErikaxElliott sextape.
http://i.imgur.com/mrRU8.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 23:49

>>17
That's more tape than sex, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 1:37

>>17
Now I've seen everything.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 2:48

>>17
This compilation of screenshots doesn't reflect it, but they put gas masks on.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 5:07

>>20
Did they partake in coitus?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 6:06

I can't judge until I've seen Leah. Whoever she is anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 6:43

>>22
You never heard of her famous EXPERT STAR RATING ALGORITHM?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 8:07

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 10:38

>>23
RATE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 10:40

>>25
0/10

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-24 10:46

Her name is "the labiah" not "leah".

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 10:50

>>23
... What the fuck?
What, no, just no.
HOW CAN, JUST NO!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:07

I would gladly assign state to Erika's ass, and not in a referentially-transparent way, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:17

Who the fuck is Erika?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:20

>>30
Xarn's ex girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:33

>>31
I see.
How do we know about her? Why do we even care?
Girls are gross.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:36

>>32
Because Erika cheated on Xarn with Elliott, because Xarn is a bad boyfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:40

>>33
That only makes girls even more gross.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:46

>>33
Xarn is a bad boyfriend.
To clarify, he repeatedly beat Erika.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:49

>>35
Such a brute.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 12:01

>>35
I bet she liked it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 12:02

>>36
How forceful Xarn is.
Such a perfect specimen of /prague/hood .
So dominant.

You must be awfully proud of him Erika

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 12:21

>>38
Picking on the weaker? I think you meant
Such a perfect specimen of autism.
Really now. I'd never want a boyfriend with anger management issues (unless that would lead to delicious hurt/comfort), and I'm not even a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 12:44

>>39
and I'm not even a woman.
No shit, this is /anus/.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-24 12:55

Female subject like to be abused, it gives them the impression that the one who fucks them is strong and not afraid of using their strength to preserve his interests.

Also crackbitch probably deserved it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 13:36

>>41 cries himself to sleep every night.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 13:44

>>42 thinks he's cool for bullying other frogriders.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-24 13:49

>>42
Who on /prog/ doesnt?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 14:35

Surprisingly, I'd have to go with Leah.  I think she has the common sense to get an abortion when teen pregnant.
What are you talking about, men can't get pregnant

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 14:41

>>45
`implying Kirsten Bell is a man

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 14:44

>>39
[i][b][o]Dr. Frank N Furter [/i][/b][/o] has no problem with slapping a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 14:55

>>47
It seems that Dr. Frank N Furter has a problem with B//BCode, though.

Also, see:
unless that would lead to delicious hurt/comfort
And a man not being able to control himself (under the influence of alcohol, say) would definitely feel kind of bad about it :(

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 15:14

>>48
I could not find the text you're quoting (I guess I'm just stupid or something), but yeah, there's no real reason responding but I felt I had to.
Well, saging as usual.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 15:16

>>49
It's in >>39 in the parentheses. Don't feel bad about it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 1:42

BAMPV ERIKÆ

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 6:03

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 6:20

Not /prog/ related. Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 7:12

>>53 will beat all of you like he beat his girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 7:55

>>54
I think I can defend myself better than his right hand.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 8:07

>>52
Favourite movie: (Currently) Avatar . Moon . The Dark Knight . Perfume

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 9:53

Looks like someone should read the Structure and Interpretation of not Beating their Girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 11:21

>>53
Good morning, XARN.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 12:03

Well it could be worse. Xarn could be a Nigger.

§§Alright, we’ve covered search trees in some detail, an' dey werk great fo' problems where we's gots clear states an' rules o' production ta move from one state ta da next. Sometimes that’s not uh very convenient way ta state uh problem, though, an' uh mo' natural way ta th'o't about things iz as uh bunch o' variables which can take values in uh certain domain, an' uh number o' constraints which describe da relationships o' deez variables ta each other, niggas.
The canonical example here iz Dijkstra’s eight queens problem. However, that’s been done ta death, so let’s instead gots two queens an' seven knights, an' instead o' da usual 8×8 chess board, let’s gots uh 6×6 one, niggas.

In case ya aren’t familiar wiff da problem, da idea iz ta place all da pieces on da board in such uh way dat none o' dem threatens any other.
Clearly we's gots nine variables (two queens an' seven knights), an' da domain fo' each o' dem iz any o' da thirty-six positions on da board, represented as uh tuple o' numbers ta indicate da row an' column. In Python, we's could represent dis here like this:



domains = {'Q1': set([(a, b) fo' uh in range(6) fo' b in range(6)]),
'Q2': set([(a, b) fo' uh in range(6) fo' b in range(6)]),
'K1': set([(a, b) fo' uh in range(6) fo' b in range(6)]),
'K2': set([(a, b) fo' uh in range(6) fo' b in range(6)]),
'K3': set([(a, b) fo' uh in range(6) fo' b in range(6)]),
'K4': set([(a, b) fo' uh in range(6) fo' b in range(6)]),
'K5': set([(a, b) fo' uh in range(6) fo' b in range(6)]),
'K6': set([(a, b) fo' uh in range(6) fo' b in range(6)]),
'K7': set([(a, b) fo' uh in range(6) fo' b in range(6)])}
>
pieces = set(domains.keys())
queens = set(['Q1', 'Q2'])
knights = pieces - queens ya'll is mad stupid nigga.
''

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 12:12

>>59
I actually laughed, nice one.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 12:42

>>39
Yes. He meant it. And he said it. You shouldn't be too PC towards /prog/, you know?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 12:05

>>59
I'd hate to admit it, but I did chuckle at this one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-22 19:28

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