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Leah or Erika?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:31

You can choose between one night with Erika or the rest of your life with Leah.  What will you choose?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:33

Isn't it obvious, I choose XARN.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:35

So a night with a anorexic crack whore or a life of looking at acne scars?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:42

Okay i've been on /prog/ since last summer so I'm officially an oldfag now, but i have some burning questions that google has never been able to answer, and i missed these /prog/ memes when they were first born:

1. Who is XARN (not the Deathclaw from Fallout)
2. Who is Leah
3. Who is Erika
4. malloc()

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:43

I actually find minor acne scars attractive. I guess my judgement is skewed by two of my ex-girlfriends.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:45

>>4
oldfag
Wow, wow, wow, hold it right there, champion! We don't §§.+fag'' here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:54

>>6
He seems to have picked up some trolling skills, however.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:59

>>4
WHERE'S THE 3) (.+) \(faggot\) OPTION?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 14:06

Xarn doesn't like it when you talk about his girlfriend guys.  Be nice!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 14:08

;]

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-23 14:08

Id rather be kill by JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 14:26

>>6
§§.+fag
a much simpler way to put it is *fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 14:28

>>12
[[:alpha:]]+?fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 17:15

I like men

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 19:28

Surprisingly, I'd have to go with Leah.  I think she has the common sense to get an abortion when teen pregnant.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 19:31

I'd like to see a picture of Erika first.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 20:06

>>16
Sure, have some ErikaxElliott sextape.
http://i.imgur.com/mrRU8.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 23:49

>>17
That's more tape than sex, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 1:37

>>17
Now I've seen everything.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 2:48

>>17
This compilation of screenshots doesn't reflect it, but they put gas masks on.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 5:07

>>20
Did they partake in coitus?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 6:06

I can't judge until I've seen Leah. Whoever she is anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 6:43

>>22
You never heard of her famous EXPERT STAR RATING ALGORITHM?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 8:07

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 10:38

>>23
RATE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 10:40

>>25
0/10

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-24 10:46

Her name is "the labiah" not "leah".

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 10:50

>>23
... What the fuck?
What, no, just no.
HOW CAN, JUST NO!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:07

I would gladly assign state to Erika's ass, and not in a referentially-transparent way, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:17

Who the fuck is Erika?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:20

>>30
Xarn's ex girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:33

>>31
I see.
How do we know about her? Why do we even care?
Girls are gross.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:36

>>32
Because Erika cheated on Xarn with Elliott, because Xarn is a bad boyfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:40

>>33
That only makes girls even more gross.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:46

>>33
Xarn is a bad boyfriend.
To clarify, he repeatedly beat Erika.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 11:49

>>35
Such a brute.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 12:01

>>35
I bet she liked it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 12:02

>>36
How forceful Xarn is.
Such a perfect specimen of /prague/hood .
So dominant.

You must be awfully proud of him Erika

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 12:21

>>38
Picking on the weaker? I think you meant
Such a perfect specimen of autism.
Really now. I'd never want a boyfriend with anger management issues (unless that would lead to delicious hurt/comfort), and I'm not even a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 12:44

>>39
and I'm not even a woman.
No shit, this is /anus/.

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