Flash Website

I have CS5 master collection and am trying to find good tutorials online for making a flash website, but everything is shit. I know java c++ perl and a *little* html, but nothing about action script or javascript. I need some help figuring out what to do.

Any suggestions?

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Wait wait wait, this started out as ``my roommate is an idiot who wants me to do things in the worst possible way how do I do it''.  Now it's turned into ``I'm an idiot who wants to do things in the worst possible way how do I do it''.  What changed?  And why ask for advice when you're determined to do it wrong anyway?