Flash Website

I have CS5 master collection and am trying to find good tutorials online for making a flash website, but everything is shit. I know java c++ perl and a *little* html, but nothing about action script or javascript. I need some help figuring out what to do.

Any suggestions?

Well I was excited when I woke up and saw a bunch of posts in my thread, but I guess this thread has just turned into lets all bash flash.

I know people hate flash sites, I mentioned earlier that I hate them, but that's what my client wants so I've got to learn it with or without you guys. Oh and >>24 no, I refuse to use a service like that. I'd rather go through the pain of doing it myself.

>>22
>"Well, it sort of is because most "Flash designers" are total retards"
I'd like to not be that retard, do you know how I can achieve such a thing?