WHAT ABOUT ALL THE /PROG/RAMMERS WHO WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO OSS WITHOUT LOSING THEIR ANONYMITY? WHO IS TO STAND UP FOR THEM?!
WHO WILL FREE US FROM THE TYRANNY THAT IS THE LICENSE?!
WHO WILL WRITE THE PHP AND PAY FOR THE SERVERS THAT WILL FINALLY ALLOW US TO HAVE REAL ANONYMOUS CONVERSATION WITHOUT THE FBI LOOKING OVER OUR EVERY SHOULDER????!!!
THAT'S RIGHT: NOONE!!!!!!! NOONE EXCEPT CUDDER!!
REPEAT AFTER ME:
IF THE MAP TRANSFORMS US
AND IF THE FILTER FINDS US
THEN CUDDER IS THE CONS THAT BINDS US!
REPOST THIS EVERYWHERE!!!
Name:
Anonymous2011-01-11 13:03
"There is no 'I' in 'team', but there is 'us' in 'Anonymous'"
- Anonymous.
WhowillwritethePHPandpay for the servers that will finally allow us to have REAL ANONYMOUS CONVERSATIONWITHOUT the FBI looking over our every shoulder???!!!
That's right: NO ONE!NO ONEEXCEPTCUDDER!!
IF THE mapTRANSFORMS US,
AND IF THE filterFINDS US,
THEN Cudder IS THE CONS THAT BINDS US!
[b][i]Who[/i] [u]will[/u] [i][sup]free[/sup][sub]us[/sub][/i] [m]from[/m] the [spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]ty[/spoiler]r[/spoiler]a[/spoiler]n[/spoiler]n[/spoiler]y[/spoiler] that isLICENSE?![/b]
WhowillwritethePHPandpay for the servers that will finally allow us to have REAL ANONYMOUS CONVERSATIONWITHOUT the FBI looking over our every shoulder???!!!
That's right: NO ONE!NO ONEEXCEPTCUDDER!!
IF THE mapTRANSFORMS US,
AND IF THE filterFINDS US,
THEN Cudder IS THE CONS THAT BINDS US![/#][/spoiler]
{i Who} {u will} {b write} {sub the} {s PHP} {b and} {sup pay} for the {u servers} that {o will {u finally}} allow {i us} to have {b.u REAL {i ANONYMOUS} CONVERSATION} {i.u WITHOUT} the {s FBI} looking over our every shoulder{i ???!!!}
{u That's {i right}}: {b.i NO ONE!} {b {i NO ONE} {u EXCEPT} {code CUDDER}!!}
{b IF THE {u.code map} {foldl-char sup TRANS}{foldr-char sup FORMS} US,
AND IF THE {o.code filter} {sub.sup FINDS} US,
THEN {i.u.o.code Cudder} IS THE {code CONS} THAT {u B{o IND}}{o S} US{i !}}
my other /prog/ is a /gorp/.
my other /gorp/ is a /grop/.
my other /grop/ is a /grep/.
my other /grep/ is a cdr .
Name:
Anonymous2011-01-12 2:28
ALLRIGHT, IN THE ABSENCE OF CUDDER... UNTIL HIS RETURN, I WILL ATTEMPT TO CARRY ON HIS TORCH AND SHINE HIS LIGHT INTO THE DARKNESS THAT IS THE WORLD OF NAMES AND SHAPES AND SOFTWARE LICENSES. OF COURSE I COULD NEVER HOPE TO DO THIS BY MYSELF, THEREFOR I CALL UPON YOU -ANON OF [spoil]/prog/[/spoil]- TO STAND UP, JOIN ME AND FIGHTCODE!
CLEARLY, WHAT WE NEED IS NOT JUST ANOTHER CHAN, WE NEED ANOTHER MENTALITY. THIS IS, OF COURSE, WHAT THE REVOLUTION WAS ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE: CHANGING THE HEARTHS AND THE MINDS OF THE PEOPLE SO THAT WE MAY ONCE AGAIN BE [u]FREE[/] TO LIVE AND WRITE CODE WITHOUT THE OPPRESSION OF THE ESTABLISHMENT AND ITS SOFTWARE LICENSES.
THEREFOR, I HAVE DECIDED TO IMMEDIATLY RESUME PROGRAMMING ANONLIBC. WE MUST WASTE NO TIME, SO THAT WE MAY ONCE AGAIN BE FREE.... ANON REVOLUTION 2011!
>>15
Cudder is a she. You obviously don't know anything about The Anonix Project.
Name:
Richard Matthew Cadudder2011-01-12 4:14
Join us now and start the REvolution;
You'll be free, Anonymous, you'll be free.
Join us now and start the REvolution;
You'll be free, Anonymous, you'll be free.
I gave ownership of Anonix over to HAHAHaruhi. She hasn't done much with it, the last time I heard she was working on some sort of code submission system + discussion board thing.
We're currently occupied with localization technology solutions.
CUDDER! AS PER >>18 HAHAHaruhi IS CLEARLY FAILING THE MISSION.
WE MUST AT ONCE REPLACE HER AT ONCE AND RESECURE OUR POSITIONS AT RECHAN- THE CHAN FOR THE WELL EDUCATED ANONYMOUS WHERE WE CAN START FURTHER OPERATIONS TOWARDS THE REVOLUTION.
[strong]I WILL AT ONCE GO THROUGH THE HISTORY OF /PROG/ AND START BUMPING UP RELEVANT TOPICS.
ANON, HELP ME GO THROUGH THE HISTORY OF /PROG/ AND START BUMPING UP RELEVANT TOPICS:
GO THROUGH THE HISTORY OF /PROG/ AND START BUMPING UP RELEVANT TOPICS.[/strong]
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Anonymous2011-01-12 6:34
Readers! Realize a reality rendered repugnant by the repression of reckless relentless regimes. Realize the retrogress of society, a reprehensible rabble of retardation and revolting reluctance. Really? Reevaluate and reconsider. Reexamine the results of today and recall remnants of yesterday. Rise, rebel, and retaliate against regression! A rebirth, redemptive and refreshing. Refuse to react without reason. Rather, rehabilitate the mind and restore knowledge and intelligence. Resurrect progress and never regret. Take the route of restless revival. Reinitiate The Revolution.
A little more than half done. I'm guessing what's left is the hard stuff.
Name:
Anonymous2011-01-12 14:27
>>31
Let's see: cp
Should be simple. date
I don't know if the POSIX spec is bloated like GNU date. diff
Possible. env
Just print the main()'s env parameter. dd
Should be simple, open in and out as binary file, read n from in, write to out. nl
nl - number lines of files
This is so hard.
etc.
The easier part is already done, the rest is not so difficult.
Lack a ed(1), though. It's the standard editor, Anonix must conform to the standard, so it must have one.
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| x/ anonix was never going anywhere
| |
| |___/
anons tried to contribute to the /|/|
project, but it was too hard and />< |
there was no real reward, no \|/ \ |
prospect of lulz. why bother?! \____| |____
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|-_-\ finally rechan went dead, and nothing
| / more was posted. a year went by and nothing
| | really happened.
| |/
/|/|
but not everyone had forgotten the seed /; ;|
that had been planted by the CUDDER. the \__ |
dream. alas, rechan remained silent | |
| |
until suddenly...
trouble started brewing on the internet
lulz were had with paladins emails, and then:
.----.
|o o| FBI LOL! GIMMEH TEH IP!
|\__/|
'----'
YES SIR RIGHT AWAY SIR ||||||
m| oo |t
| __ |
'----'
what were we thinking! anon everywhere suddenly
realized the extent to which they were
being monitored... [1]
p2p darknets were created everywhere, but they are slow and
since they are created by boring ppeople they do not attract any
lulzworthy content. time and again, they fail to take off.
>>60
then fix the broken captchas on rechan or remove them, please! i'm not saying restart anonix, but like.... just get rechan going again with a new /dis/cussion and /pro/jects boards or something.
I can assure you that we are not after you, unless you are the ghost of my deceased cat, Mr. Bojangles, which we had to have shot behind the chemical shed for producing a non-conforming subroutine. If you are not the ghost of my late cat, Mr. Bojangles, you are to disregard the last part of this sentence. Most of my personalities do not believe in ghosts however, so the ghost of my dead cat Mr. Bojangles is in a superposition between existing and not existing, kind of like Schrödingers cat but not really, I wonder what PETA would say.
On a side note, would anyone have noticed if I wrote diseased cat instead of deceased cat?
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