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ANONIX COREVOLUTION

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 12:17

HEY CUDDER HOW IS ANONIX WORKING OUT FOR YOU?!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 12:34

We do not speak of that here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 12:49

2011 THE YEAR OF THE ANONIX DESKTOP

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 13:00

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE /PROG/RAMMERS WHO WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO OSS WITHOUT LOSING THEIR ANONYMITY? WHO IS TO STAND UP FOR THEM?!

WHO WILL FREE US FROM THE TYRANNY THAT IS THE LICENSE?!

WHO WILL WRITE THE PHP AND PAY FOR THE SERVERS THAT WILL FINALLY ALLOW US TO HAVE REAL ANONYMOUS CONVERSATION WITHOUT THE FBI LOOKING OVER OUR EVERY SHOULDER????!!!

THAT'S RIGHT: NOONE!!!!!!! NOONE EXCEPT CUDDER!!

REPEAT AFTER ME:

IF THE MAP TRANSFORMS US
AND IF THE FILTER FINDS US
THEN CUDDER IS THE CONS THAT BINDS US!


REPOST THIS EVERYWHERE!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 13:03

"There is no 'I' in 'team', but there is 'us' in 'Anonymous'"
  - Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 13:47

>>4
I saved that, maybe I'll make an EXPERT BBCoder version of it.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-11 14:27

Lol anonymous, so random.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 15:32

>>6
make it happen...

ANON COUNTS ON YOU

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 17:25

>>8
What about all the /prog/rammers who want to contribute to OSS without losing their ANONYMITY? Who is stand up for THEM?!

Who will freeus from the tyranny that is LICENSE?!

Who will write the PHP and pay for the servers that will finally allow us to have REAL ANONYMOUS CONVERSATION WITHOUT the FBI looking over our every shoulder???!!!

That's right: NO ONE! NO ONE EXCEPT CUDDER!!

IF THE map TRANSFORMS US,
AND IF THE filter FINDS US,
THEN Cudder IS THE CONS THAT BINDS US!


Open souce: [#][o]What[/o] [i]about[/i] [u]all[/u] [b]the[/b] [spoiler]/prog/[/spoiler]rammers [sub]who[/sub] [sup]want[/sup] [m]to[/m] [sup]c[sup]o[sup]n[sup]t[sup]r[sup]i[sup]b[sup]u[sup]t[sup]e[/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup] [u]to [o] [/o][/u][o]OSS[/o] [s]without[/s] [u]losing[/u] [i]their[/i] [sup]ANON[/sup][sub]YMITY[/sub][i]?[/i] [i]Who[/i] [b]is[/b] [u]stand[/u] [o]up[/o] [aa]for[/aa] [i][u]THEM?![/u][/i]

[b][i]Who[/i] [u]will[/u] [i][sup]free[/sup][sub]us[/sub][/i] [m]from[/m] the [spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]t
y[/spoiler]r[/spoiler]a[/spoiler]n[/spoiler]n[/spoiler]y[/spoiler] that is LICENSE?![/b]

Who will write the PHP and pay for the servers that will finally allow us to have REAL ANONYMOUS CONVERSATION WITHOUT the FBI looking over our every shoulder???!!!

That's right: NO ONE! NO ONE EXCEPT CUDDER!!

IF THE map TRANSFORMS US,
AND IF THE filter FINDS US,
THEN Cudder IS THE CONS THAT BINDS US!
[/#][/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 17:28

>>9
Fuck, I failed to opensource it, here's the SexpCode:
{o What} {i about} {u all} {b the} {spoiler /prog/}rammers {sub who} {sup want} {m to} {foldl-char sup contribute} {u to {o  }}{o OSS} {s without} {u losing} {i their} {sup ANON}{sub YMITY}{i ?} {i Who} {b is} {u stand} {o up} {aa for} {i.u THEM?!}

{b {i Who} {u will} {i {sup free}{sub us}} {m from} the {foldr-char spoiler tyranny} that {i is} {s LICENSE}{i ?!}}

{i Who} {u will} {b write} {sub the} {s PHP} {b and} {sup pay} for the {u servers} that {o will {u finally}} allow {i us} to have {b.u REAL {i ANONYMOUS} CONVERSATION} {i.u WITHOUT} the {s FBI} looking over our every shoulder{i ???!!!}

{u That's {i right}}: {b.i NO ONE!} {b {i NO ONE} {u EXCEPT} {code CUDDER}!!}

{b IF THE {u.code map} {foldl-char sup TRANS}{foldr-char sup FORMS} US,
AND IF THE {o.code filter} {sub.sup FINDS} US,
THEN {i.u.o.code Cudder} IS THE {code CONS} THAT {u B{o IND}}{o S} US{i !}}

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 17:53

bwahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 18:01

http://rechan.eu.org

Come on people! Help out :D

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 18:02

>>12
Oh wait! I forgot this is /prog/. There are no qualified programmers here..

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 19:08

my other /prog/ is a /gorp/.
my other /gorp/ is a /grop/.
my other /grop/ is a /grep/.
my other /grep/ is a cdr   .

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 2:28

ALLRIGHT, IN THE ABSENCE OF CUDDER... UNTIL HIS RETURN, I WILL ATTEMPT TO CARRY ON HIS TORCH AND SHINE HIS LIGHT INTO THE DARKNESS THAT IS THE WORLD OF NAMES AND SHAPES AND SOFTWARE LICENSES. OF COURSE I COULD NEVER HOPE TO DO THIS BY MYSELF, THEREFOR I CALL UPON YOU -ANON OF [spoil]/prog/[/spoil]- TO STAND UP, JOIN ME AND FIGHT CODE!

CLEARLY, WHAT WE NEED IS NOT JUST ANOTHER CHAN, WE NEED ANOTHER MENTALITY. THIS IS, OF COURSE, WHAT THE REVOLUTION WAS ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE: CHANGING THE HEARTHS AND THE MINDS OF THE PEOPLE SO THAT WE MAY ONCE AGAIN BE [u]FREE[/] TO LIVE AND WRITE CODE WITHOUT THE OPPRESSION OF THE ESTABLISHMENT AND ITS SOFTWARE LICENSES.

THEREFOR, I HAVE DECIDED TO IMMEDIATLY RESUME PROGRAMMING ANONLIBC. WE MUST WASTE NO TIME, SO THAT WE MAY ONCE AGAIN BE FREE.... ANON REVOLUTION 2011!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 2:29

herp derp ferp this sherp

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 2:44

HIS
SRRT

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 3:11

>>12
He/she/it/they basically stopped accepting submissions a week after /ac/ went up.  The site is a mess.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 3:38

>>18
>>12

their captchas don't even work

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 4:08

>>15
Cudder is a she. You obviously don't know anything about The Anonix Project.

Name: Richard Matthew Cadudder 2011-01-12 4:14

Join us now and start the REvolution;
You'll be free, Anonymous, you'll be free.
Join us now and start the REvolution;
You'll be free, Anonymous, you'll be free.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 5:04

>>20
pics?

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!FBeUS42x4uM+kgp 2011-01-12 5:45

What's with the sudden interest?

I gave ownership of Anonix over to HAHAHaruhi. She hasn't done much with it, the last time I heard she was working on some sort of code submission system + discussion board thing.

We're currently occupied with localization technology solutions.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 5:55

>>23
IT'S CUDDER! IT'S CUDDER!
I LOVE YOU! WE LOVE YOU! THANKS FOR ANONIX! KEEP WORK> I gave ownership of Anonix over to HAHAHaruhi.
What? Why?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 6:24

>>23

CUDDER! AS PER >>18 HAHAHaruhi IS CLEARLY FAILING THE MISSION.

WE MUST AT ONCE REPLACE HER AT ONCE AND RESECURE OUR POSITIONS AT RECHAN- THE CHAN FOR THE WELL EDUCATED ANONYMOUS WHERE WE CAN START FURTHER OPERATIONS TOWARDS THE REVOLUTION.

[strong]I WILL AT ONCE GO THROUGH THE HISTORY OF /PROG/ AND START BUMPING UP RELEVANT TOPICS.

ANON, HELP ME GO THROUGH THE HISTORY OF /PROG/ AND START BUMPING UP RELEVANT TOPICS:

GO THROUGH THE HISTORY OF /PROG/ AND START BUMPING UP RELEVANT TOPICS.[/strong]

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 6:34

Readers! Realize a reality rendered repugnant by the repression of reckless relentless regimes. Realize the retrogress of society, a reprehensible rabble of retardation and revolting reluctance. Really? Reevaluate and reconsider. Reexamine the results of today and recall remnants of yesterday. Rise, rebel, and retaliate against regression! A rebirth, redemptive and refreshing. Refuse to react without reason. Rather, rehabilitate the mind and restore knowledge and intelligence. Resurrect progress and never regret. Take the route of restless revival. Reinitiate The Revolution.

THE GAME

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-12 6:43

I call JEWS

Name: JEWS 2011-01-12 8:21

U CALLED?

Name: JEWWER 2011-01-12 9:00

I call VIPS

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-12 13:18

>>28
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 13:33

http://rechan.eu.org/misc/anoncoreutils/STATUS

A little more than half done. I'm guessing what's left is the hard stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 14:27

>>31
Let's see:
cp
Should be simple.
date
I don't know if the POSIX spec is bloated like GNU date.
diff
Possible.
env
Just print the main()'s env parameter.
dd
Should be simple, open in and out as binary file, read n from in, write to out.
nl
       nl - number lines of files

This is so hard.


etc.

The easier part is already done, the rest is not so difficult.
Lack a ed(1), though. It's the standard editor, Anonix must conform to the standard, so it must have one.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 14:28

>>32
*Lacks

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 15:06

this thread sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 15:07

cp
All the special cases to handle files, non-files, directories, recursion, symlinks, etc. make it nontrivial.

nl
It sounds simple, until you read...
http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/009695399/utilities/nl.html
11 options!

env
http://www.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/000095399/utilities/env.html
Not that simple.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 15:27

>>35
env remains simple.
nl is a bloated monster.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 15:39

>>33



|\|\  
| ..\ 
|  x/     anonix was never going anywhere
|  |
|  |___/

   anons tried to contribute to the         /|/|
   project, but it was too hard and        />< |
   there was no real reward, no      \|/   \   |
   prospect of lulz. why bother?!      \____|  |____
                                            |  |    \

|\|\
|-_-\    finally rechan went dead, and nothing
|   /    more was posted. a year went by and nothing
|  |     really happened.
|  |/

                                              /|/|
  but not everyone had forgotten the seed    /; ;|
  that had been planted by the CUDDER. the   \__ |
  dream. alas, rechan remained silent         |  |
                                              |  |

                 until suddenly...

   trouble started brewing on the internet
   lulz were had with paladins emails, and then:

     .----. 
     |o  o|  FBI LOL! GIMMEH TEH IP!
     |\__/|
     '----'

     YES SIR RIGHT AWAY SIR     ||||||
                               m| oo |t
                                | __ |
                                '----'

   what were we thinking! anon everywhere suddenly
     realized the extent to which they were
  being monitored... [1]


         |\|\
         |> <\  FFfFFFFUUuUUUUUuuUU !!!!!!!!
         |(_)/
     \   |  |   /
      \__|  |__/


    p2p darknets were created everywhere, but they are slow and
    since they are created by boring ppeople they do not attract any
   lulzworthy content. time and again, they fail to take off.

                   N O T   A N Y M O R E

                   G E T   [sup]R E[/sup] A D Y

                   F O R   [sub]R E[/sub] V O L U T I O N

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 15:40

     N O T   A N Y M O R E

                   G E T   R E A D Y

                   F O R   R E V O L U T I O N

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 15:41

G E T   R E A D Y
F O R   R E V O L U T I O N

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 16:08

GET READY
FOR REVOLUTION

ANONIX

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