WTF is wrong with you guys?

I came to this board expecting to see 'programming' but instead I got a bunch of social rejects trying their hardest to fit in by monkeying [witty] insider memes. 

Seriously, you guys are fucking autistic--and this is coming from a person from /jp/. Is K&R, SICP, memes, and 'get back to /g/' all you guys talk about. I was fine with /prog/'s culture a few years ago because back then /prog/ used to have a decent ratio between serious and sarcastic discussions. But nowadays it's just a bunch of scavengers going from thread to thread trying (and failing) to give the first witty responses. Now I see why all of the good programmers have left this board.

Thanks for proving my theory that no board on 4chan lives up to its name. Enjoy your /g/ with classes. Sincerely, /jp/.

i know, /prog/ is now cancer.

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/jp/
お姉ちゃん！　僕のアヌスをハックしろ！

>>1

>>4
WHAT THE FUCK! I DIDNT EVEN CLICK ON THE FUCKING SUBMIT BUTTON!

>>1
Also you are JEWS

As once said Xarn:

“/prog/ is a never-ending downward spiral, asymptotically approaching /g/.”

You know what would fix /prague/? A fanfic about the fight between Xarn and Christopher?

>>8
Yes, and it should be written by Taro.

There is only one thing that can fix /prog/ and that thing is the power ov VIP QUALITY.

>>10
*of

PUDDI

The enemies of the VIP QUALITY must perish from this earth.

>>11
No, ov.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ov_Fire_and_the_Void

he's right. you guise are asshoels.

Dude, serious discussion generally are made on stackoverflow, or in your favorite Mailing list, here we do everything for the lulz.

>>16
Who else does everything for the lulz. Hmm, what was it called again. I think it started with the letter b- oh, wait. /b/.

>>17
No, now it's /PUDDI/.
Also, /prog/ is the /b/ of programming.

Anyone with access to a suitable thesaurus (read: the internet) can make themselves sound cerebrally capable in the right context (read: the internet). Overly flowery speech and a vocabulary that attempts to express the notion of intelligence instead of making an actual interesting statement is simply another way to be vulgar by filling the vacuum with useless syllables.

Basically, fuck you.

>>1
That'll be easy then. This is not 4chan country.

>>1
Instead of just bitching like a smelly little spoilt brat you could try to be a good example and start decent threads about topics you care for.

>>21
I think that may have been what happened, except none of the topics he cares for and has made threads on have yet intersected with topics we also care for.

>>19
brofist

/jp/
Fuck off, ``pedophile''.

All the good posters moved on to Reddit.

>> 3
僕
WTF. You should use あたし here.

>>21
All threads I made in the past got filled with same meme bullshit OP is complaining about. I still open the /prog/ front page periodically, but there are no discussions going that I'm interested in now, none at all. Congratulations, whoever the spammer is, you killed /prog/. Great use for your time.

>>26
Don't complain just because you can't read kanji with more than three strokes.

僕のピコ

Seriously though, /prog/ does not like mindless meme repetition. It is unoriginal and counter-intellectual.

>>30
U MENA UNSCIENTIFIC AND ULTIMATELY DESTRUCTIVE

>>31
See, for two fucking years now there’s been this fucking bullshit, and no one’s buying it.  It’s got to be one of the least productive ways you could possibly spend your time.

>>1
As another person from /jp/, I find that /prog/'s quality has degraded, mostly because of the usual /b/tard invasions. I don't think I need to remind you that /jp/ gets the same crap.

>>33
I don't think I need to remind you that /jp/ gets the same crap.
/jp/, like /prog/, also has cancerous ``memes'' like Satenday.

CATURDAY!

EVERYONE POST SOME FUCKING CATS

　　　＿＿＿_∧∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　～'　＿＿__(,,ﾟДﾟ)＜ OH GOD I HOPE I AM A CAT
　　 ＵU 　 　Ｕ U　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_∧∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　～'　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__(,,ﾟДﾟ)＜ LONGCAT LULZ
　　 ＵU 　 　 　 　 　 　 　Ｕ U　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

LUUUULZ

　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_∧∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　～'　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__(,,^_^)＜ HAPPY CAT LOL
　　 ＵU 　 　 　 　 　 　 　Ｕ U　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

>>40
you fail lol

>>14
Ov Frozen and the Void

Ov Hax and my Anus.

>>41

　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_∧∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　～'　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__(,,^_^)＜ HAPPY CAT LOL
　　 ＵU 　 　 　 　 　 　 　Ｕ U　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿


Better now?

>>44
No.

>>8
Christopher saw him. Yes. Him. Xarn was right there, standing and watching over his brother. When Xarn started to walk toward his little brother, Christopher held his breath. He couldn't move if he wanted to. When Xarn was near his little brother, he smiled softly.

"Christopher..your so...mature..." He leaned in, putting his hand on his brothers shoulder and grined. Christopher's eyes widen. He could of kill him, and he knew it..yet..he won't? Christopher's eyes widen even more when he felt something wet on his neck.

Xarn. It was Xarn who was licking his neck softly. Christopher didn't know what to do, so he just tilted his head, giving Xarn more skin to lick, bite, and suck on. Xarn could only smile at his younger brother, who was giving himself to him. Xarn took off his cloak and grined. He eyed Christopher as he picked the small boy in his arms and set him on the bed. Xarn saw the fear in his eyes..and yet, there was something else. Xarn tilted his head slightly and smiled. It was lust..love...either one, Xarn liked it. This will be fun..Xarn thought to himself as he bit his brothers neck softly. Christopher gasped softly and moaned. He could feel his blood coming out, only to be licked up by his brother. This is so wrong..Christopher thought, but thoughs thoughts were soon forgotten as he felt a small tug on his pants. Christopher looked up at his older brother, with fearful eyes. Xarn could only smile softly.

"Brother..don't worry...I'll take good care of you.." Xarn whisperd to his brother. Christopher nodded dumbly and watched his lovely brother. His long hair, was down, and in his face. Giveing him a very hot look. Christopher blushed slightly and the new dirty thoughts going threw his head. Christopher saw Xarn lick two of his fingers and smirk evilly. Christopher tilted his head slightly, wondering what he was going to do-

"..X..Xarn!.." Christopher yelled. Xarn smiled softly. When Xarn saw that Christopher was thinking, he thought it would be a lovely time to slip his fingers in him. He saw Christopher blush softly, moaning as Xarn moving his fingers around.

"Hush..brother.." He whisperd, taking ahold of Christopher's member. Christopher could only gasp. He felt a very cold hand on his hot member. Christopher bit down on his lower him, hopeing Xarn knew what he was doing. Xarn pulled his fingers out of Christopher as he smirked. What Xarn could feel, Christopher was so tight..so very..very tight. Xarn couldn't wait till he could actually fuck his little brother.

Xarn started to rub his brother's member slowly and softly, making the young boy moan softly. Xarn closed his eyes, loving the small moans coming from Christopher. Xarn's hand took more speed, and roughness. Christopher moaned louder, arching his back slightly. Christopher didn't know what to think. Xarn was his brother..and yet he loved what he was doing to him. Was that wrong? Christopher mentally shook his head slightly. There was nothing wrong what they were doing..right?

Suddenly, Christopher cryed. He felt his brother stick his very large member into Christopher's passage. Breathing in and out, Christopher closed his eyes slightly.

"..G-go..." he said softly, begging. Xarn's eyebrow rose slightly, smiling. So, his little brother wants this? So be it, Xarn thought. Holding onto Christopher's sides softly, Xarn trusted himself into him. Christopher moaned, so very sweetly, his name.

"I..Xarn.." He moaned. Christopher cursed himseld slightly. He sounded like a girl. A high pitch, i-want-you-now kind of moan. But did he have time to think about it? No. Xarn grined as he saw Christopher's blushing face. Christopher looked up and blushed, meeting his dark eyes. His face was slightly red and his forehead coated with a light sweat.

"S..Christopher..I want you..to..-urg-...yell my name..." Xarn said gruffly, as he pouded into Christopher. Christopher's eyes went slightly wide and nodded slightly. He didn't know how to anwser that. His brother was always so...forceful. Christopher mentally kicked himself. That wasn't the right word..was it?

Xarn looked at his brother slightly, then rolling his eyes, he started to slow his pace. He heard Christopher grunt. He could just feel the icy glare coming from his younger brother.

"...I..I can't yell your name..if you..gonna go that slow..you..baka.." Christopher said harshly, making Xarn shiver ever so slightly. Xarn could feel his eyebrow go up. So, his little brother has a mouth, eh?

"..so..you want me to go faster? How fast, my dear brother?" Xarn asked. Now he could feel, yes feel, his brother anger. Suddenly, much to Xarn's likeing, Christopher trusted his hips forward, making Xarn's member go into him. Xarn couldn't help but mewl softly, as his brother pushed himself into him. Christopher gasped softly as he felt his brother go down on him as he pulled back. They did this for a while. With a out yell, Christopher almost fell limp. He hurt. Their was pain, but there was more pleasure. Sighing happily, Christopher looked up at his brother. He was laying on top of him, breathing softly and calmy.

But, was Xarn done? Oh no. Itahci got out of his brother and he went down to him member. Smirking evilly, his tounge softly touched Christopher's member. Christopher was almost asleep when he felt something wet and warm touch his member. Gasping, Christopher held onto the sheets tightly, so tightly that his knuckles turned white. Xarn put his graceful hands on Christopher's member as he ungulfed his head. Christopher let out a gasp, then a sweet-sounding moan. The sound became a drug for Xarn. He could't help it. It sounded so sweet..so..pure. He wanted more of it.

Biteing down softly, Xarn started to move his hands up and down slowly but tightly. Xarn could feel Christopher swirm slightly.

"..I..I..I can't..." Christopher moaned, but it was far to late. His cum shot up into Xarns mouth. Xarn licked it all up, as if it was the last thing he would ever taste. Smiling, Xarn got up and looked at his brother..walking to the door. As he went, he turned his head to him (an: He has cloths on people. To laxy to say that xP)

"...Your still far to weak...foolish brother.." with that, he was gone. Leaving the very, very sad Christopher alone on the bed.

Where's >>46?

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