/prog/ - Chris Done is an expert troll.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 8:50

http://chrisdone.com/posts/2010-11-25-lisk-lisp-haskell.html
I love Lisp syntax!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 8:57

Oh, Chris... He's such a whiny faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 9:01

U MENA PASKAL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 9:15

>>1
Hello, Christopher. Long time no see.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 9:52

Bitch stole my programming language name.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 10:01

Long time no arf

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 10:02

He's not really said anything groundbreaking. He also only mentioned the word 'prefix' once, even though that's essentially all he's doing: turning infix notation into prefix notation, and putting parentheses around it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 10:23

>>7
Not only that, he's just recreating Liskell with some minor difference I don't care to tease out.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 10:52

And how does lisk helps with



someFunction conn (Foo n) (K {x=zot}) plib = do

  withTransaction conn $ \db ->

     coconut <- queryTheDB "select * from sausages where sizzle = ?"

                           [Foob n]

     potato <- queryTheDB "select * from sausages where sizzle = ?"

                          [Foob n]

     let sizzle = zot (plib $ zip [1..] coconut) ++ potato ++ gravy

         record = fasterize (MakeRecord { recName = sizzle "name"

                                        , recAge  = sizzle "age"

                                        , recDate = date

                                        })

                            $ Plib </> (fromMaybe "" $ sausages >>= bacon)

         date = error "Unable to parse date" `fromMaybe`

                 parseDate sizzle "date"

     catch (\e -> do something `with` (k $ the exception)) $ do

       insertIntoDB sizzle plib

? Let me guess - it doesn't. It's still unreadable garbage.
That's why author didn't post liskified version of code above.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 10:56

>>2-1000 HBTB >>1

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 5:12

Pretty cool work, Christopher.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 7:52

Does Erika have sex with Christopher too?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 18:32

>>9
Like you care.

>>7
>>8
Didn't ^say I was doing anything ``groundbreaking'', dipshits. And if you read the fucking article it says "Liskell already does this and here is what I'm doing different." Don't like it, stop making threads about it. Unconscionable bastards!

even though that's essentially all he's doing: turning infix notation into prefix notation, and putting parentheses around it.
Yeah, real fucking observant, why didn't I think of that? Oh, because it's complete arse gravy.

>>2
Oh, Chris... He's such a whiny faggot.
Oh, <<2, you're such a whiny faggot.

>>5
Sounds interesting, got some code online? If not, maybe we can work on fuck you.

You morons don't even need to troll, your dull derp stupidity drives me up the fucking wall.

>>12
Keep talkin'.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 18:55

>>13
Most of the article was complaining about Haskell syntax, as if it were some huge build-up to AND I'M GOING TO CHANGE THAT! (which happened, albeit quite anticlimactically).
There's an entire section on prefix over infix (``Haskell operators in Lisp rock!'') with a frankly exhausting number of examples, as if you were pitching a never-before-seen idea.
Obviously the flaws with Liskell required you to reimplement the idea, but I could've told you what's wrong with it without reading the rest of the article, and I don't even write much Lisp or Haskal.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 19:08

Christopher's anger is much more entertaining than Xarn's ``You're an idiot.''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 20:07

>>14
Well, to most Haskellers I speak with it *is* unfamiliar to them. Surprising really. Usually I just post what my project is and leave it to people to figure out the "why" and I never get into these productivity-killing debates, I may just remove that whole slab from the post to stop the emails coming in debating my reasons. I'm not mad anymore. Balls to it! Balls to you alllll.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 0:17

>>13
No code online yet, only random samples up to a year old lying around across machines (so “stole” wasn't exactly the correct word).

Random sample:

; # Ad-hoc polymorphism

; ((+ 1) 2)

(def (∷ + ; The type of + is such that

          (⇒ (∷ + (→ (Int . α) β))) ; type variable α is limited to the possible futher arguments of +

                                    ; after it has taken an int and β is limited to the possible

                                    ; return values of + after (Int . β) has been applied.

          (→ (Int) (→ α β)))   ; And it takes an int and returns a function of type α to β

     (n) (λ x (+ n . x)))) ; Not sure if the above is inferable from this…

; (+ 1 2)

(def (∷ + (→ (Int Int) Int)) ; Plain add two ints.

     (a b) (:+ a b)) ; :+ is the primitive plus.

; (+ 1 2 3 4)

(def (∷ + (→ [Int] Int)) ; From a homogenous list of Ints to another Int

     x (foldl + 0 x)) ; This reuses the previous definition of +.

Or something like that. I've been thinking about actually starting work on an interpreter lately.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 0:28

>>17 is >>5, by the way.
And of course I meant (Int . α) in the comment.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 4:13

>>13
Hello Christopher, is it true you are the only lojban speaking paedophile ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 5:20

>>13
YHBT YHL HAND

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 5:39

I still don't understand how can people be trolled by /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 8:37

>>21
ey /prog/ i'm drunk

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:27

>>22
okay, drop your panties

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 13:47

>>23
sex offender

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 13:54

>>24
He's just being friendly!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:32

^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^Ba}c}k}}t}o}}/}b}/},}}`}`}G}N}A}A}}F}a}g}g}o}t}'}'}

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:27

Xarn is a bad boyfriend

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 9:05

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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 9:28

┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ ┃ ┃ ＭＡＳＴＡＨ So /prog/ is a very good place for programmers, coders and hackers to hang out. But Shiitcham is way too old and it ┃ ┃ doesn't provide the modern features you would expect from a forum. We have to fix it ourselves, fellow /prog/liders. ┃ ┃ ┌────────────────────┐ I am working on a wrapper interface that will provide the user with avatar, post number, title etc ┃ ┃ │ .----. │ ┃ ┃ │ | \./''\ │ This is just a test for a quick and dirty template. ┃ ┃ │ \. |\ │ All your suggestions are welcome :) ┃ ┃ │ \\===-_____..'\ │ ┃ ┃ │ /.--. \ │ ┃ ┃ │ | \ .--. | │ ┃ ┃ │ | _ \|/ )| │ Last edited by MASTAH; 5th Dec 2012 at 09:26. ┃ ┃ │ `.__`-----._0/.' │ ┃ ┃ │ (__ . . __) │ ┃ ┃ │ ) ------ ( │ ┃ ┃ │ (_.------._) │ ┃ ┃ │ | | │ ┃ ┃ └────────────────────┘ ┃ ┃ █████rider ┃ ┃ Joined: Feb 2008 ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── ┃ ┃ Posts: 537 “The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.” -Winston Churchill ┃ ┃ Location: FL average voter.” -Winston Churchill ┃ ┃ i5 2500k @ 4.6 - MSI GD65 - 8gb Vengeance 1600mhz - Gigabyte 480GTX SE ─ Antec 300 - H50 - HX850W ┃ ┃ Mac Pro Octo 2x2.8Ghz - 16 Go - RAID 0 - 3xSAS Cheetah 15k/300Go - SSD Crucial M3 256 - GeForce 8800 GT- 10.7.2 ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 9:29

┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ ┃ ┃ M A S T A H So /prog/ is a very good place for programmers, coders and hackers to hang out. But Shiitcham is way too old and it ┃ ┃ doesn't provide the modern features you would expect from a forum. We have to fix it ourselves, fellow /prog/liders. ┃ ┃ ┌────────────────────┐ I am working on a wrapper interface that will provide the user with avatar, post number, title etc ┃ ┃ │ .----. │ ┃ ┃ │ | \./''\ │ This is just a test for a quick and dirty template. ┃ ┃ │ \. |\ │ All your suggestions are welcome :) ┃ ┃ │ \\===-_____..'\ │ ┃ ┃ │ /.--. \ │ ┃ ┃ │ | \ .--. | │ ┃ ┃ │ | _ \|/ )| │ Last edited by MASTAH; 5th Dec 2012 at 09:26. ┃ ┃ │ `.__`-----._0/.' │ ┃ ┃ │ (__ . . __) │ ┃ ┃ │ ) ------ ( │ ┃ ┃ │ (_.------._) │ ┃ ┃ │ | | │ ┃ ┃ └────────────────────┘ ┃ ┃ █████rider ┃ ┃ Joined: Feb 2008 ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── ┃ ┃ Posts: 537 “The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.” -Winston Churchill ┃ ┃ Location: FL average voter.” -Winston Churchill ┃ ┃ i5 2500k @ 4.6 - MSI GD65 - 8gb Vengeance 1600mhz - Gigabyte 480GTX SE ─ Antec 300 - H50 - HX850W ┃ ┃ Mac Pro Octo 2x2.8Ghz - 16 Go - RAID 0 - 3xSAS Cheetah 15k/300Go - SSD Crucial M3 256 - GeForce 8800 GT- 10.7.2 ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 9:31

┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ ┃ ┃ M A S T A H So /prog/ is a very good place for programmers, coders and hackers to hang out. But Shiitcham is way too old and it ┃ ┃ doesn't provide the modern features you would expect from a forum. We have to fix it ourselves, fellow /prog/liders. ┃ ┃ ┌────────────────────┐ I am working on a wrapper interface that will provide the user with avatar, post number, title etc ┃ ┃ │ .----. │ ┃ ┃ │ | \./''\ │ This is just a test for a quick and dirty template. ┃ ┃ │ \. |\ │ All your suggestions are welcome :) ┃ ┃ │ \\===-_____..'\ │ ┃ ┃ │ /.--. \ │ ┃ ┃ │ | \ .--. | │ ┃ ┃ │ | _ \|/ )| │ Last edited by MASTAH; 5th Dec 2012 at 09:26. ┃ ┃ │ `.__`-----._0/.' │ ┃ ┃ │ (__ . . __) │ ┃ ┃ │ ) ------ ( │ ┃ ┃ │ (_.------._) │ ┃ ┃ │ | | │ ┃ ┃ └────────────────────┘ ┃ ┃ █████rider ┃ ┃ Joined: Feb 2008 ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── ┃ ┃ Posts: 537 “The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.” -Winston Churchill ┃ ┃ Location: FL ┃ ┃ i5 2500k @ 4.6 - MSI GD65 - 8gb Vengeance 1600mhz - Gigabyte 480GTX SE ─ Antec 300 - H50 - HX850W ┃ ┃ Mac Pro Octo 2x2.8Ghz - 16 Go - RAID 0 - 3xSAS Cheetah 15k/300Go - SSD Crucial M3 256 - GeForce 8800 GT- 10.7.2 ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

Chris Done is an expert troll.

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