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Important paradox demands your attention

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 19:29

I was reading Xarn's blog and I was considering this paradox: Suppose you are to fight Xarn. No weapons, just a one-on-one fight on the ring. Do you think you would win?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 19:39

Actually, I think I would.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 19:45

Probably not.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 20:04

xarn

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 20:26

I bet he can bitch-slap like a beast.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 2:10

Cool paradox bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 4:32

Well, I lift weights. But Xarn reads books. Surely he has read some books about fighting! I think I would lose against this much knowledge, unless I manage to land a punch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 19:52

>>7
I was thinking a leg sweep to take him down, then while he's down move in for a triangle choke. Game over, Zarn wakes up with one motherfucker of a headache.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 14:32

Still not enough answers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 14:50

>>7
Axe Cop has a book gun or something, I assume Xarn has something similarly deadly. I'd be careful.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 15:42

>>1
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/paradox

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 16:03

>>11
Welcome to /prog/, where your're other misuse of language is a meme.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 16:12

>>12
What about my'm other misuse of language?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 16:44

>>12
Only not really, so fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 17:15

>>14
You're right, except some of us have a sense of humour, so kindly ``faggot'' right off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 17:27

>>14
Oh god, you're that guy who needs to remove the stiff cudder from his anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 17:36

>>15
Abusing the difference between "your" and "you're" is funny, as the two words are commonly confused due to their similarity. There is no word with which "paradox" could conceivably have been confused in >>1.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 17:39

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 17:54

>>17
There are, however, umpteen other threads that begin along the same lines as this one; i.e. variations on the phrase "Consider this paradox:" followed by phrases describing something that clearly isn't a paradox.
This is still misuse of language; note also the plebian overuse (and misuse) of the word 'paradox' in order to try and make oneself sound intelligent (or just for the enjoyment of using the word).

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 18:52

>>15-16
Some of us, certainly.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 19:58

>>19
None of those other threads are funny, either.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 21:59


const bool trolled = true;
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}

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 23:14

>>18
Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 4:38

>>15 is gone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 4:41

>>23
/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 7:26

>>21
Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:19

Don't change these.
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