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COOL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 21:45

I need a programming language that makes me look really cool among programmers.
I need other programmers to see what I'm writing and go "Oh wow, that guy sure knows what he's doing".
Suggestions?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 21:46

Assembly

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 21:51

perl

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 21:51

Pure Binary, don't mess around with that ASM crap, it's for casuals. Also, stay away from sepples if you ever want to be taken seriously as a programmer

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 21:56

Brainfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 22:34

Java

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 22:39

Smalltalk

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 23:13

Lua.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 23:22

deliriants

Name: less of sage in this thread 2010-10-03 23:43

Lisp. Everyone knows thet lispers are either crazy or geniuses.

Also J. Or original APL. And haskell. Better to know them all.

Also make sure you know your position in "static vs dynamic types" holywar or no one will take you seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 1:20

>>10
Static types for platforms written by shit-lazy programmers and dynamic otherwise.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 5:12

>>10
Static where possible, Dynamic where necessary. Do I get a cookie?

Name: VIPPER 2010-10-04 5:26

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