/prog/ - Haskell is a medium-sized dog

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 16:57

Haskell is a medium-sized dog

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 17:02

Less of this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 17:15

What breed?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 17:21

>>3
The dead one.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 17:22

Haskell is a cat: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1266795038/

The little fucker has managed to climb the fence around our yard and escaped a few times, probably trying to get himself some pussy. After a week-long battle of minds where we added more mesh to wherever we thought he could escape, it finally seems we've won. Now it's everywhere, two meters high, and leaning ½ meter inwards.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 17:22

we can plant a house, we can build a tree

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 17:29

>>5
Why would you buy an ugly cat? :<

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 17:37

>>7
So that you can have sex with it

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 17:38

>>6
you can plant a tree, but you can't tree a plant

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 17:59

you can achieve satori, but you can't get laid

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 18:01

Haskell is a medium sized homosexual

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 18:02

you can get satori, but you can't get satisfication

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 18:14

>>3
Xarn's Haskell is a Cavalier King Charles spaniel. I think the original was a cocker spaniel.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 18:15

>>12
You can get 2-sat, but you can't get3-sat in polynomial time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 18:17

>>14
Prove it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 18:20

>>13
The original was an English Cocker Spaniel.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 18:25

Haskell is a medium sized homosexual.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 18:36

Haskell is a lie.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 7:54

>>18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsbst4hyZeE

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 8:40

Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 13:50

>>20
That should do the trick.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 10:06

i like turtles

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 10:16

>>19
The difference between the comments on that video and the ones on the first one is a clear demonstration of the decline of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 16:46

>>11
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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 14:09

My cell phone has a camera in it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 14:19

my other haskell is dead ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 15:32

>>26
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 15:40

>>26
nice.

Haskell is a medium-sized dog

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