Haskell is a cat:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1266795038/
The little fucker has managed to climb the fence around our yard and escaped a few times, probably trying to get himself some pussy. After a week-long battle of minds where we added more mesh to wherever we thought he could escape, it finally seems we've won. Now it's everywhere, two meters high, and leaning ½ meter inwards.