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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 20:18

does anyone here work?  all pro programmers I know are university professors (real programmers not web dev assholes, but I would do it if it made good money ^_^).
Is there any hope to find work locally?  Specific software that people would hire some no-name asshole like me to do?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 20:22

Study English.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 20:24

Take contract positions

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 0:27

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 0:31

>>4
tinyurl
Moron.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 0:46

I work as an independent contractor for a software shop that does mobile/embedded stuff for the government. I didn't go looking for the job, the job came looking for me because I'm just that awesome. I set my own hours, work over the Internet, and I make a comfortable income.

But before I was awesome, back when I was fresh out of university, I used to give head write code as an intern at Autodesk. The pay was kind of shit, and I was treated as a grunt, but it lead to better things.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 1:24

Unstudy retarded smileys.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 1:36

work over the Internet, and I make a comfortable income.
No.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 1:37

>>8
u jelly?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 1:59

Nyan nyan nyan nyan, ni hao nyan.  Gorgeous, delicious, and decluture.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 2:10

I work, and have worked...  I was a programmer at companies full of programmers.  Does >>1 think that there are no companies out there that produce software and sell it?  There are a lot of CS grads that companies are forced to weed through in interviews, but if you know what you're doing, you'll get hired.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 2:20

I'm at work now. I read 4chan and implementing some stupid shit at the same time. Feels good, man. Also all university professors that I've seen write horrible code. i,j,k instead of normalVariableName(or at least normal_var_name, or at leaster least normalvarname)

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 2:25

>>12
all university professors that I've seen write horrible code
Holy SHIT this is true.  I thought I was the only one who noticed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 2:27

>>12
Back to kebabs

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 3:16

>>8
Are you telling me that $95K/year plus bonuses is not a comfortable income? Last time I checked, studies have reported that people who make over $75K/year are more content and happier with their lives than those who do not, adjusting for health issues.

Remember, I ultimately do work for the government, and they're always throwing money around.

I hope you enjoy working as a web monkey on php sites making $35K/year.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 5:00

what is this bullshit thread. do you live in montana or something...there are programming jobs all over the place

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 5:02

>>16
You must live under a rock or something. There aren't any jobs anywhere anymore.
Except in shitholes like China.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 5:31

>>17
You must live under a rock or something. Or in a third-world country. In fact, where I live, people complain that many positions cannot be filled because of a lack of qualified personnel. This trend will continue as more old people retire in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 7:13

>>15
How much of $95000 do they actually get?
I kind of feel bad about making less than $30k/year (that is, I get less than $30k to spend, after all taxes and other enslavement), but in my shit country it's an ok pay.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 7:44

Come to Maryland. Program for military. Pass full existence clearance anus investigation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 8:05

Pass full existence clearance anus investigation.
You only get clearance if investigation determines that your anus exists?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 14:36

all pro programmers I know are university professors

Uni. profs != programmers

Uni prof == educators, and therefore don't actually contribute to society except on a secondary basis by training the next generation of people that will actually work for a living.
Teaching is a nice racket, but it's not a full time job. Nor is the Higher Calling® that people make it out to be.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 15:55

>>4

He won... Stop arguing

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 15:57

I don't know where you faggots go to school, but the professors at my school primarily focus on research. These motherfuckers don't worry about petty syntax or language, they only care about finding dat element in the array in less than 0.00001 second.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 17:08

>>19
I have to pay around 30% in taxes in my tax bracket, so it's closer to $60K take home. However, because I'm an independent contractor, I am essentially a small business owner, so many of my "business" expenses I can write off. I pay closer to 15-20% in taxes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 19:15

You can find Jobs at Apple.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-25 8:28

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-25 21:23

>>26
Something died inside me and I blame you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-25 21:54

>>26
Apple consists of marketers and industrial designers. All their software development was done years ago when Darwin and NEXTSTEP were created.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-25 22:40

>>29

>>4 won... >>26 is 2nd place

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 2:21

>>30
Users of URL obfuscation services automatically lose.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:44

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 4:04

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 20:46

>>1
You can find him now, in the Hell for Patent Trolls, where they deserve to rot for all eternity.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 5:25

I have a  job.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 5:33

>>27,28
Something died inside him and I blame you.
http://steve.jobs/

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