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Female programmers.....

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 7:21

So I can easily accept the reasons some feminist dyke point out about the absence of female programmers. They actually make sense.

But what about the absence of good female programmers? I never met any. How do you explain that /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 7:26

>>1
I never met any. How do you explain that /prog/?
you never met any women.

Name: VIPPER 2010-08-01 7:27

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 7:32

>>2

you never met any women.

How would that be possible?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 7:39

>>4
His mother went FTM after his birth then he never left his home.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 8:07

>>5
he never left his home.

this is obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 8:46

Erika seems legit to me. As for Cudder and Haruhi...

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 8:52

When I was in HS I held a couple of classes for an introduction to programming and programming in C for Engineering undergrads with not background whatsoever in programming. The University Course required them to have a background in C but no formal classes where offered (shitty school system) so they had to learn everything on their own or attend a private tutoring class such as mine.

Anyway.

From personal experience I can say that learning the very basics of programming paradigms such as OOp and specifically functional programming resulted in quite a difficult challenge for the majority of the girls and the minority of the boys. Obviously there were exceptions.....

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 8:53

>>7

It not a matter of just point out a female programmer. Are there any female programmers who are actually decent? I don't know of any irl.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 10:30

I don't really see why would a female programmer be worse than a male programmer. A programmer is determined by his natural skill, time spent learning and knowledge accumulated as well as fine reasoning and logic skills. If someone is determined enough to learn it, they should be able to master it. The only explanation one could find for why it's less common to have good female programmers would probably be because it's not a "girly" job and less of them may be interested in it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 10:50

>>7
Cudder is pretty moe, so it might be true.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 10:59

I've known a couple of half decent female programmers. They weren't god-like programmers who could do the work of 10 normal developers and whip together the fastest, bug-free, and concise code given an afternoon--you probably know the type. But they were better than average, at least.

However, they were both Asian.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 11:52

Does anyone know any good male programmers?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 12:22

>>10

I don't see why would a female programmer be worse than a male programmer

Neither do I. That I believe was the reason of OP's post.

>>13

Quite a few.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 12:28

Many of the males that program make programming very unattractive for women. Also why get a computer to do shit for you when you can just get a guy to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 12:31

In HS there was this female nerd (as in 5 hours of study a day nerd) who was always just a few marks less than me. She was quite annoying indeed. I had to revise more than often just so she wouldn't surpass me.

Anyway, when it can to programming she was a downright noob. She was so shit she couldn't even figure out the problems in pseudo code. Well for the matter you wouldn't believe she got A grades in CS if you weren't in class with her because she was pretty much a noob in everything computer related including using a word processor.

Then in UNI there was pretty much (no female of the few present) with above average grades even in mostly theory courses with almost no hint of programming.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 12:32

>>15

Also why get a computer to do shit for you when you can just get a guy to do it.

Because that guy isn't as intellectually powerful it seems and probably doesn't have the power to do shit besides menial stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 12:45

woman are generally better at remembering stuff then at understanding abstract concepts.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 13:25

>>18
And men are generally worse at spelling and grammar, apparently.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 13:27

>>19
A generalisation based on the observation of a single instance. Women are clever.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 13:32

>>18
You mean like, remembering to get in the kitchen and make me a sammich?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 13:36

They're more concerned with procreation than programming.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 13:40

>>22
most people are, they are unclean.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 13:48

>>23
Neckbeards are a sign of cleanliness.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 14:46

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Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 14:48

>>25
Sucking dick for co-ownership of code, while it maybe noble, doesn't count.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 16:24

>>11
sup, cudder?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 19:20

ONE WORD: ROUNDING ISSUES
THREAD OVER.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 20:58

>>16
CS is not about programming. CS is not about computers and it is not about operating a computer. CS is an applied form of mathematics. CS is magic. CS is about conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 21:16

>>29
Whoa. At least let the Kool-Aid dissolve before you swallow it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 21:52

>>30
/Polecat Kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 22:24

>>30 Hasn't read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 23:15

>>32
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________________________

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 11:12


SICP, bought as joke
Lazy read first ten pages
Inadequacy.

Read them once again
Laughter from ignored stomach
Right parenthesis 

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 12:07

>>34
Unhandled exception
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Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 15:21

Barbara Liskov

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 20:23

Inb4 ADA.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 20:27

>>36

Greatest grandma ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 0:32

Any attractive female programmers? Ms. Acne Scars doesn't count.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 0:52

>>39
Erika.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 3:52

>>40
Is there any proof that Erika doesn't have a penis?
If so, what code has she written?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 13:58

>>41
there are many pleasant images of her which you're not going to see

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 14:15

>>42
Oh, Xarn, please don't be sad.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 16:30

>>40
Thread over

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 18:21

It's highly likely that some idiot will find this thread in 3 years and bump it asking for proof that Erika does not have a PENIS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 15:56

>>27
I'm not Cudder.  I based my opinion off his posts in /jp/ where he runs this Higurashi thing and I harass him about Anonix all the time.  He keeps saying this HAHAruhi guy runs Anonix nowadays in a really moe way, but I don't buy it (except the moeness).

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 16:42

>>43
* elliot

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 17:38

>>47
*elliott

Name: VIPPER 2010-08-05 18:03

>>48
*JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 20:46

My high school AP computer science teacher taught me well in my formative years -- as good or better than my university professors later on.  She was a she.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 0:19

>>50
Maybe you shouldn't have listened to the guy who said community college was a great idea.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 0:35

>>50
Was she hot?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 0:39

>>52
Her penis was.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 1:42

>>40
Would you kindly provide us with pictures to back up that claim?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 2:11

>>54
A lot have been posted already. She's Xarn's girlfriend, he wouldn't date ugly people.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 2:28

>>55
Erika is beautiful despite being addicted to crystal meth judging by her pictures.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:32

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:38

>>57
She looks like me and I'm a man.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:43

>>58
Well, atleast you're not a tranny.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:56

>>57
Hard-cover, nice. Who are you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 4:45

>>57
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 4:52

>>57
I can't see any breasts ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 5:05

>>62
That's because she's wearing [u]clothing[u].
Since you only know women from PORN, this might surprise you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 5:14

>>63
Leave your basement and go to the kitchen. Look at your mom and try to notice if she has two lumps on her chest even though she's wearing clothes.

Get back to me on that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 6:42

>>64

My mom had breast cancer surgery.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 8:51

>>65
Worse, your mother had you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 10:14

>>56
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Obviously, is someone isn't overweight, they use drugs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 10:35

>>67
2/10
I actually typed one and a half sentences of proper reply.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 10:40

i haven't met any woman who actually chose to be a programmer/SW Engie. Their parents made them to, and they suck at it. There are exception to sucking, but this wasn't their dream hobby/career.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 11:38

>>68
Please go back to Xarn's cage.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 12:05

>>70
CAGE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 12:47

>>56
I don't eat a lot, that doesn't mean I am a drug user; I'm just not overweight. Also, my skin would not be so nice, again, if I used drugs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 12:47

EAT MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 13:26

>>69
My female colleagues at the university said they're all in it for the money. They're all pretty bad.

bitches and whores

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 13:56

>>69 HAHAHAHAHAHA 69!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 13:57

>>75
69 MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 14:09

>>74
If someone gets into anything "for the money" it's usually a safe bet that they are going to be bad at it

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 14:14

>>77
What about prostitutes?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 14:18

>>78
PROSTITUTE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 15:11

>>79
I gladly will.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 15:13

>>80
WILL MY ANUS TO BE PROSTITUTED
Please not that you are not to feed the trolls

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 15:15

>>81
SPOIL MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 15:51

Ahem.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ada_Lovelace
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Hopper


The first programmer and the first person to make a compiler were women. If there are fewer women programmers today, it's because of environmental things, not anything intrinsic to one gender.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 15:56

>>83
BECAUSE OF MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 16:36

>>84
You are pathetic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 16:55

>>85
PATHESIZE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 19:59

>>86

It should be ``pathetisize,,

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 1:50

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 2:04

>>88

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Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 3:22

>>89
Did you mean this?:

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