Writing a program

I want to write a program to pretty much just be able to make multimedia and the internet easier.

It'll check my emails for me, pay a bill, shop online, play some music I want by asking it, whatever. Nothing too fancy but he still has to be powerful.

By the way I want his name to be "Electroglyph".

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I think that's what he means.
As of writing (31/07/2010) there is no fix for this.
This has been a problem since computer science really lift of the ground back int he 70s.

It can't be done.