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Writing a program

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 13:34

I want to write a program to pretty much just be able to make multimedia and the internet easier.

It'll check my emails for me, pay a bill, shop online, play some music I want by asking it, whatever. Nothing too fancy but he still has to be powerful.

By the way I want his name to be "Electroglyph".

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 13:40

IS THAT YOU, KIM JONG IL?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 13:43

>>1
You mean some kind of Internet-browsing-type program?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 13:46

>>4
I think that's what he means.
As of writing (31/07/2010) there is no fix for this.
This has been a problem since computer science really lift of the ground back int he 70s.

It can't be done.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 13:58

>>1
You can program sex robots to do this for you if you are gay enough.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 14:08

I mean a program that I can talk to and ask to do stuff. I think >>4 is right, it can't be done. Today all we have are lousy browsers and music players and crud. I need something like in Tron or more recently Mega Man Battle Network.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 14:09

By the way I mean writing a program like in Tron. Because that's how real programs work.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 14:27

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 14:42

>>8
No no dumby Tron came out in '82! Mega Man first came out in '87, and the damn Battle Network came out way later than that!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 15:45

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 16:04

>>4
You seem to have mixed up your date order.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 18:12

U MENA A WEB BROWSER

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 19:59

>>12
Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 11:34

>>13
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 21:09

bumb

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 21:48

>>12
I already did this joke back in >>3.  Write your own material.

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