/prog/ - ♞ — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 22:15

http://haskell.on-a-horse.org/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 22:17

NO EXCEPTIONS

NO TITLE EITHER. WHAT THE HELL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 22:18

I need to write a shitposter

I'd rather drink this wine, though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 22:58

To deal with high demand, the server is being restarted once a minute. The examples will all reset at that time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 23:32

>>4

The terrible part is that the interesting part of his code only executes after sleep(61);

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 23:33

``Haskell on a Horse''! Worst software-related title since ``Racket''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 23:46

HoH is the functional answer to Ruby On Rails.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 23:46

>>7
RoR isn't functional? How are people using it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 23:55

Haskell on Heels was better

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 1:53

Haskell on Hotrods

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 1:55

Haskaaa on Horse tranquillisers

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 1:55

I thought we had a rule about making threads with useless links. Fuck you, redditors.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 1:57

>>12
If you want to find the thread and post the link here like a faggot then be my guest; I'm past caring.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 2:00

YOU HORSA HASKAL?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 2:37

* Creating clean, functional-style code or fast, imperative-style code. There are multiple versions ("GHC", "GHC#2", "GHC#3", "GHC#4") of GHC codes on many of the benchmarks with no clear rational for the different versions. It'd be better to have entries for "GHC" be clean, short, functional code and entries for "GHC-#2" be fastest, probably-ugliest code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 2:52

Haskell on Heroin

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 3:33

Hoffman on Hallucinogens.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 3:38

>>14
YOU NEIGH HORSKAL?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 4:31

>>1≣⚣

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>>19
⚆☜ ♡

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 7:34

>>19
You... you double male!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 10:04

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 10:19

INTERCAL on Ints is faster and provides much clearer abstraction layers. Plus, programming in INTERCAL is only thing elite Haskell users can do after they written their third fibs. You save yourself much hassle by switching to INTERCAL right now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 10:20

Haskell on a Horse
To deal with high demand, the server is being restarted once a minute. The examples will all reset at that time.
Haskell on a Horse (HoH) is a combinatorial web framework
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 10:25

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Stopped reading right there.
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 10:46

>>25
That was the end.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 10:53

Haskell on Horse, Coolest Haskell App of Month #Tweet this project

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 11:21

>>26
That was the end.
Stopped reading after that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 11:34

>>28
Stopped reading
Yeah I did.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 11:59

>>8
And this is why functional programming should instead be called function-oriented programming.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 12:15

>>30
The proper name is λ-calculus

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 12:29

>>31
Name my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 13:39

>>32
How does Bartholomew sound?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 14:58

>>33
Feline.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 3:51

Waskel on Worse

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 4:01

Haskell on a Dog

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 4:47

Haskell on TV.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 4:51

ASM on Automobiles
Bash on Braces
C on Canoes
D on Dodgems
Erlang on Elephants
Fjölnir on Fiacres
Go on Gliders
Haskell on Heels
INSTANT.EXE on Immobility
Java on Jackals
K on Kites
Lisp on Levitators
Mathematica on the Materialization of Stephen's Ego
newLISP on Nukes
Objective-C on Orbit
Python on Pyrotechnics
QBASIC on Quads
Ruby on Rails
Scheme on Skateboards
Tcl on Tricycles
Unlambda on Unicycles
Visual C++ .Net on Vespas
Winbatch on Wheelchairs
XSLT on Xebecs
Yoix on Yachts
ZPL on Zeppelins

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 4:57

>>38
Fjǫlnir on Fjörður

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 4:59

Haskell on Life-Support

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 9:13

>>40
U MENA CODE BLUE

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 14:09

>>38
>Winbatch on Wheelchairs

I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 14:27

>>42
And so did I.

So did I.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 14:28

>>42
No need to bump the thread. Or did you want to show off your inability to apply simple BBCode?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 15:27

>>41
U MENA CODE BLUEBALLS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 3:21

fortran on farts

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 3:38

>>44
There's no point in saging a thread that's almost off the front page. Nobody will see it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 5:34

>>47
I see all posts.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 10:16

>>47
That's exactly the fucking point.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 10:38

sage

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 11:57

>>47

Morons.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 18:05

>>49,51
It isn't the point when you have something useful to say. If you are replying to a thread that is 4 pages back and actually have something to say, what's the point in saging it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 18:22

If you are replying to a thread that is 4 pages back
You don't.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 18:22

>>52
Case in point

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>>53
Well sir, I do.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 21:20

>>52
you have incorrectly assumed that your shitposting is useful.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 1:59

>>56
you have incorrectly implied that some post on Prague are useful.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 2:02

>>57
you have incorrectly not gone back to /b/ yet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 2:11

>>58
What's with the faggots telling people to go back to /b/, please when they even use the word ``implying''? He didn't even use it the imageboard way.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 2:19

>>59
>>57's offenses:
1. Failing to use sage.
2. Using ``BUIO" instead of the standard ``BIOU".
3. Capitalizing ``Prague", while not capitalizing the first word of the sentence.
4. Using at least 3 different imageboard memes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 2:24

>>60
I guess. I actually didn't notice #1, I just assumed that he had saged like a responsible /prog/rider.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 2:44

haha fucking niggers

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yHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 6:09

4. Using at least 3 different imageboards

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 8:36

>>60
5. Using terrible! grammar.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 11:27

>>62
^* African Americans

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http://www.coboloncogs.org/

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>>67
Every time I scroll past that I misread it as "oblong cocks"

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 15:35

>>68
You ... you ...

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OP here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 13:43

Snap > HoH

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>>58
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 3:51

OP here.
nevermind

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>>74
climb a wall of dicks

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 17:09

OP here.
>>75 is a fag.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 17:29

OP here.
>>76 OP here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 18:10

>>79
prease to fuck off, ````````sir''''''''

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Haskell on homo morphisms

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 17:49

I'm so ENTERPRISE… even my inversion-of-control frameworks have inversion-of-control frameworks!

*audience laughter*

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