/prog/ - ♞ — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 22:15

http://haskell.on-a-horse.org/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 22:17

NO EXCEPTIONS

NO TITLE EITHER. WHAT THE HELL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 22:18

I need to write a shitposter

I'd rather drink this wine, though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 22:58

To deal with high demand, the server is being restarted once a minute. The examples will all reset at that time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 23:32

>>4

The terrible part is that the interesting part of his code only executes after sleep(61);

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 23:33

``Haskell on a Horse''! Worst software-related title since ``Racket''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 23:46

HoH is the functional answer to Ruby On Rails.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 23:46

>>7
RoR isn't functional? How are people using it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 23:55

Haskell on Heels was better

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 1:53

Haskell on Hotrods

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 1:55

Haskaaa on Horse tranquillisers

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 1:55

I thought we had a rule about making threads with useless links. Fuck you, redditors.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 1:57

>>12
If you want to find the thread and post the link here like a faggot then be my guest; I'm past caring.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 2:00

YOU HORSA HASKAL?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 2:37

* Creating clean, functional-style code or fast, imperative-style code. There are multiple versions ("GHC", "GHC#2", "GHC#3", "GHC#4") of GHC codes on many of the benchmarks with no clear rational for the different versions. It'd be better to have entries for "GHC" be clean, short, functional code and entries for "GHC-#2" be fastest, probably-ugliest code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 2:52

Haskell on Heroin

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 3:33

Hoffman on Hallucinogens.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 3:38

>>14
YOU NEIGH HORSKAL?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 4:31

>>1≣⚣

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 4:44

>>19
⚆☜ ♡

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 7:34

>>19
You... you double male!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 10:04

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 10:19

INTERCAL on Ints is faster and provides much clearer abstraction layers. Plus, programming in INTERCAL is only thing elite Haskell users can do after they written their third fibs. You save yourself much hassle by switching to INTERCAL right now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 10:20

Haskell on a Horse
To deal with high demand, the server is being restarted once a minute. The examples will all reset at that time.
Haskell on a Horse (HoH) is a combinatorial web framework
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 10:25

>>24
Stopped reading right there.
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 10:46

>>25
That was the end.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 10:53

Haskell on Horse, Coolest Haskell App of Month #Tweet this project

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 11:21

>>26
That was the end.
Stopped reading after that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 11:34

>>28
Stopped reading
Yeah I did.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 11:59

>>8
And this is why functional programming should instead be called function-oriented programming.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 12:15

>>30
The proper name is λ-calculus

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 12:29

>>31
Name my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 13:39

>>32
How does Bartholomew sound?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 14:58

>>33
Feline.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 3:51

Waskel on Worse

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 4:01

Haskell on a Dog

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 4:47

Haskell on TV.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 4:51

ASM on Automobiles
Bash on Braces
C on Canoes
D on Dodgems
Erlang on Elephants
Fjölnir on Fiacres
Go on Gliders
Haskell on Heels
INSTANT.EXE on Immobility
Java on Jackals
K on Kites
Lisp on Levitators
Mathematica on the Materialization of Stephen's Ego
newLISP on Nukes
Objective-C on Orbit
Python on Pyrotechnics
QBASIC on Quads
Ruby on Rails
Scheme on Skateboards
Tcl on Tricycles
Unlambda on Unicycles
Visual C++ .Net on Vespas
Winbatch on Wheelchairs
XSLT on Xebecs
Yoix on Yachts
ZPL on Zeppelins

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 4:57

>>38
Fjǫlnir on Fjörður

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 4:59

Haskell on Life-Support

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