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Ulillillia

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 13:54

http://www.ulillillia.us/mainindex.shtml
Major announcement
I know that at least half of you have already read it nerds

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 13:57

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 14:00

It still hurts to read it

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 14:09

Mathematics is one of my specialties, especially general arithmatic and algebra.
Multiplication is my favorite form of arithmatic.
Thee numbers on the top of this example above are what I call "indexes". A combination of two or more indexes is called a "combo".

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 14:16

tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 14:30

>>4
I see you're new to Ulillillia.  Be careful, it will fucking destroy your mind if you look at it too long.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 14:36

I'm new to Ulillillia. I don't want to know Ulillillia. I am scared by Ulillillia.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 14:40

It's like a FV that's slightly amicable instead of slightly annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 14:41

Examples of this new paradigm of human expression abound in this ouevre. From the cover, which shows our protagonist manipulating the spheres which symbolize the possibility of humanity's ability to break away from the circular oppression that enslave us all and prevent us from leading a truly meaningful existence, to his aptly named chapter, "A pizza break" which utilizes his hunger for degreased cheese pizzas as a metaphor for the conflict between a superficial and unfulfilling material existence and a meaningful and rich human spiritual existence. This truly is a paradigmatic change that T. Kuhn would find exemplary.

This is a seminal must for any one's reading collection, for it is destined to be a classic and the topic of scholarly and intellectual discussions for quite some time.

Five stars is not enough to show the importance of this novel. Perhap all the stars in the Ursa Major constellation would be more fitting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 15:15

it has the word "autism" all over it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 15:29

>>11

Except that he writes very well. He's just a crank

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 15:41

What are you guys talking about?

His website has a very good color coding and he seems pretty normal to me. I might perhaps remind you that today people have sex changes and fuck each other in the anus. In comparison, an rpg game while daydreaming is pretty fucking normal, no?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 15:47

>>12
today people have sex changes and fuck each other in the anus. In comparison, an rpg game while daydreaming is pretty fucking normal, no?
no. it makes an autistic impression.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 15:48

>>13
me fucking bitch. i should have just writen no.

well fuck it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 15:59

It's not new.
I think I should buy it. I'd never read it, of course, but that's not the point.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 16:16

>>15

No offense, but I doubt that you could read it

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 16:57

>>12
People have been fucking each other in the anus for a long time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 17:31

The site got /prog/ged ;__;

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 17:47

Hot shit there's a HIGH-RESOLUTION version of his email address!
http://www.ulillillia.us/images/emaillogohighres.png

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 18:30

>>19
It scares me a little how much I can relate to Ulillillia.  Some people see the fact that his site is indexed ten levels deep, and the fact that every section's heading is in a font color that reflects his mood, as unusual.  I start looking at my HTML.

>>11
No, he's full on autistic for sure.  If you have any doubt:
http://www.ulillillia.us/aboutme/majorissues.shtml

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 18:52

>>20
It scares me a little
Don't worry about it. Ultimately, nobody cares. You are the epitome of rationality from your perspective and there is nothing unusual about that (everyone thinks that of themselves, by definition of being human). I think that of myself. He thinks that of himself. Unfortunately, so do Rand(all) and FV, but they're probably self-diagnosed following an Internet questionnaire.

I look at my HTML. It is, without exception, entirely greyscale. Colours scare me ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 19:17

>>21

Try doing this once. Multiply 43×76×52 without doing two at once taking this result and multiplying it by the other digit. Now ask someone who is 13 1/2 years old. I was able to do just that! I've explained the trick so well that almost anyone should be able to understand it. This is that trick explained very clearly (opens a new window). I wondered, if you can add a group of numbers like 43+76+52, can you multiply a group of numbers. During my first year at Triangle YMCA camp, I did just that. I figured out the secret behind it while in the lower floor of the dining place near the swimming pond.

As the story goes, the place is rather empty. There are a few others in here, but not many. I'm near the bathrooms on what appears to be a ground freezer (a freezer that covers more ground space rather than standing upright and otherwise lacks shelves). This freezer is white. I've got a piece of paper and I'm doing some math questions on it. I then put a column of 11's and tried to multiply them. I got 12221 as my first result. When I did the x-0-1 combo, I had two zeros rather than 1 and the x-1-1 had three zeros rather than two and thus the cause to this. I multiplied two elevens together and got 121. I then took that result and multiplied by 11 and got 1331. I then had to find a way to get 1331 and it just so happened to be that I had too many zeros on the end. I repeated for a triplet of 22's. When I tried a triplet of 33's, which had carrying involved, that went okay, but I can vaguely recall this. It was when I tried a triplet of 99's that I came across a problem with carrying. 9×9×9 is 729. I wrote the 9 down, but didn't know what to do with the 7 and the 2. I soon figured out that the remains should be carried over in full (adding 72 on the end rather than 7, 2, or 9). From there, I tried some randomized numbers and it worked out every time. I never knew why it worked out, but it just did and that's all I cared for at the time. It was a great discovery and considering that even some college students wouldn't otherwise know the trick, someone who just finished elementary school figured out the trick!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 23:06

>>20
Full on autistic for sure

No, he isn't.

He might have silly and uninteresting ramblings about minutae, but he communicates and threads together his ideas very coherently.

He might have some mild autism-spectrum disorder. Asperger, maybe. PDD-NOS. But he isn't crippled in his communications.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 23:10

It's an extreme form of OCD.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 23:55

>>16
It's not the product itself that is the work of art we patronize when buying it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 0:08

>>24
Not everybody has an illness, you internet diagnosticians

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 0:13

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 1:17

>>26
That's not true and you know it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 2:18

>>28
Thanks for reminding me, I was born with an incurable terminal disease.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 2:44

Maybe this guy should get in touch with MDickie

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 3:00

This guy might have problems, and he might not after all. He might just be a lonely guy who'd rather live his life behind a computer screen and daydream about what could and what could not be. Do you find any resemblance in that?

And even if he has autism. It's quite mild. He freaking wrote a book. That shows that his social skills aren't that crippled. A really autistic guy can't even manage to express the most basic things such as feeling hungry or sad.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 3:17

>>29
What disease, aging?  That actually might be curable in the somewhat near future.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 4:51

>>32
But not in you're lifetime.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 5:07

>>33
But not in you're your lifetime.
Nah, easily within mine and yours, unless you're already ~75 years old.
http://www.hplusmagazine.com/articles/forever-young/manhattan-beach-project-end-aging-2029

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 5:12

>>34
>>33
>>32

i will kill all of you and then sell your remains as eco-meat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 5:46

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 7:15

>>36
what an awsome site man, sepcial the old dudes and those weird triangle thingies. i dont even know if he is trolling or this shit is for real, but that is one of the most awsome sites i have seen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 9:02

>>31
It's called the autistic spectrum because it's not a boolean scale.
Also: Writing a book doesn't involve social skills; he says that he gets out of the house about 8-10 hours a month and has problems with stairs and mirrors.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 9:23

But you can't socialize with stairs and mirrors!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 9:24

>>39
autistic people can.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 9:49

>>40
Autistic people don't socialize with anything.

This thread is unusually infuriating.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 10:25

This thread is unusually infuriating.

You might be suffering from mild neurosis. Have you consulted a mental health professional?

Name: Freud 2010-07-28 12:11

>>42

Vaht cahn youh tell me abot youhr mozehr?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 12:12

>>43
Shes not as good as yours in bed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 17:46

>>44
I have upgraded the diagnosis to dementia.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 18:00

>>45
Badabing! Level up! You have 300 extra experience points to spend.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 18:37

You people!

>>46
Let's write this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 18:41

>>47
I'm still working on my LOW-FOOTPRINT glLines-BASED ASTEROIDS-INSPIRED HANDLHELD GAMING EXPERIENCE, thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:00

function blue_water()
{
   while(1) // a loop that is always true
   {
      if (liquid.color != blue) // if the liquid (the water) is not blue
      {
         liquid.color = blue; // the liquid (the water) becomes blue
      }

      if (fox.position == in_blue_water) // if the fox is in the blue water
      {
         fox.health = 0; // the fox dies as it's[sic] health is being set to 0
      }

      if (fox.position != in_blue_water) // if the fox is not in the blue water
      {
         fox.wants_to_get_wet = true; // flag being set to true to make the fox want to get wet
      }

      wait(1); // process once each game frame
   }
}

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:11

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:51

>>50
Well he is an artist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 13:51

In general I have no trouble mocking anyone, but I still can't bring myself to say anything mean of Ulillillia. He's too pure and innocent.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 14:19

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 16:11

http://funtimeinternet
Let me stop you right here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 16:43

>>34
your
WHAT ABOUT YOURE TROLLED

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 18:14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIQtRdd3LME
I've spent roughly 3500 to 4000 hours doing things like this
This part introduces you to my most-listened-to song of all […] roughly 1,000,000 plays logged

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 18:32

>>56
All those "exact" numbers he gives, I doubt their accuracy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 14:49

>>56
an SNES

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 9:15

I send him an email with "You're not exactly a people person, are you?".

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 12:29

>>56
Oh sweet, he has a Virtual Pinball video. I loved that game.
(but why does it say BO)

>>57
I doubt your doubts. He's ridiculous with numbers, in case you haven't noticed already.

>>59
I think we should try to get him to post here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 12:32

>>57
DOUBT MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 15:09

>>60
I doubt your doubts. He's ridiculous with numbers, in case you haven't noticed already.
I have noticed, and I think he's full of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 15:19

>>62
NOTICE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 15:24

>>60
I once suggested that he use Allegro for his game when he said he was in need of a good C games library. I'm sure if he saw some of Xarn's work he'd be interested in posting here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 15:24

>>64
And what has Xarn made that's any good?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 16:01

>>64
SEE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 16:04

>>65
facetious.py

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 16:06

>>67
You my friend have stopped the troll, I cannot make a joke from that and must move on. Good show!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 16:07

>>65
More than you ever will.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 16:11

>>69
I actually have no clue what Xarn has made.

Show us, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 16:16

HAha 69!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 16:17

>>69
69 MY ANUS

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