Ulillillia

http://www.ulillillia.us/mainindex.shtml
Major announcement
I know that at least half of you have already read it nerds

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1280176886

It still hurts to read it

Mathematics is one of my specialties, especially general arithmatic and algebra.
Multiplication is my favorite form of arithmatic.
Thee numbers on the top of this example above are what I call "indexes". A combination of two or more indexes is called a "combo".

tl;dr

>>4
I see you're new to Ulillillia.  Be careful, it will fucking destroy your mind if you look at it too long.

I'm new to Ulillillia. I don't want to know Ulillillia. I am scared by Ulillillia.

It's like a FV that's slightly amicable instead of slightly annoying.

Examples of this new paradigm of human expression abound in this ouevre. From the cover, which shows our protagonist manipulating the spheres which symbolize the possibility of humanity's ability to break away from the circular oppression that enslave us all and prevent us from leading a truly meaningful existence, to his aptly named chapter, "A pizza break" which utilizes his hunger for degreased cheese pizzas as a metaphor for the conflict between a superficial and unfulfilling material existence and a meaningful and rich human spiritual existence. This truly is a paradigmatic change that T. Kuhn would find exemplary.

This is a seminal must for any one's reading collection, for it is destined to be a classic and the topic of scholarly and intellectual discussions for quite some time.

Five stars is not enough to show the importance of this novel. Perhap all the stars in the Ursa Major constellation would be more fitting.

it has the word "autism" all over it.

>>11

Except that he writes very well. He's just a crank

What are you guys talking about?

His website has a very good color coding and he seems pretty normal to me. I might perhaps remind you that today people have sex changes and fuck each other in the anus. In comparison, an rpg game while daydreaming is pretty fucking normal, no?

>>12
today people have sex changes and fuck each other in the anus. In comparison, an rpg game while daydreaming is pretty fucking normal, no?
no. it makes an autistic impression.

>>13
me fucking bitch. i should have just writen no.

well fuck it.

It's not new.
I think I should buy it. I'd never read it, of course, but that's not the point.

>>15

No offense, but I doubt that you could read it

>>12
People have been fucking each other in the anus for a long time.

The site got /prog/ged ;__;

Hot shit there's a HIGH-RESOLUTION version of his email address!
http://www.ulillillia.us/images/emaillogohighres.png

>>19
It scares me a little how much I can relate to Ulillillia.  Some people see the fact that his site is indexed ten levels deep, and the fact that every section's heading is in a font color that reflects his mood, as unusual.  I start looking at my HTML.

>>11
No, he's full on autistic for sure.  If you have any doubt:
http://www.ulillillia.us/aboutme/majorissues.shtml

>>20
It scares me a little
Don't worry about it. Ultimately, nobody cares. You are the epitome of rationality from your perspective and there is nothing unusual about that (everyone thinks that of themselves, by definition of being human). I think that of myself. He thinks that of himself. Unfortunately, so do Rand(all) and FV, but they're probably self-diagnosed following an Internet questionnaire.

I look at my HTML. It is, without exception, entirely greyscale. Colours scare me ;_;

>>21

Try doing this once. Multiply 43×76×52 without doing two at once taking this result and multiplying it by the other digit. Now ask someone who is 13 1/2 years old. I was able to do just that! I've explained the trick so well that almost anyone should be able to understand it. This is that trick explained very clearly (opens a new window). I wondered, if you can add a group of numbers like 43+76+52, can you multiply a group of numbers. During my first year at Triangle YMCA camp, I did just that. I figured out the secret behind it while in the lower floor of the dining place near the swimming pond.

As the story goes, the place is rather empty. There are a few others in here, but not many. I'm near the bathrooms on what appears to be a ground freezer (a freezer that covers more ground space rather than standing upright and otherwise lacks shelves). This freezer is white. I've got a piece of paper and I'm doing some math questions on it. I then put a column of 11's and tried to multiply them. I got 12221 as my first result. When I did the x-0-1 combo, I had two zeros rather than 1 and the x-1-1 had three zeros rather than two and thus the cause to this. I multiplied two elevens together and got 121. I then took that result and multiplied by 11 and got 1331. I then had to find a way to get 1331 and it just so happened to be that I had too many zeros on the end. I repeated for a triplet of 22's. When I tried a triplet of 33's, which had carrying involved, that went okay, but I can vaguely recall this. It was when I tried a triplet of 99's that I came across a problem with carrying. 9×9×9 is 729. I wrote the 9 down, but didn't know what to do with the 7 and the 2. I soon figured out that the remains should be carried over in full (adding 72 on the end rather than 7, 2, or 9). From there, I tried some randomized numbers and it worked out every time. I never knew why it worked out, but it just did and that's all I cared for at the time. It was a great discovery and considering that even some college students wouldn't otherwise know the trick, someone who just finished elementary school figured out the trick!

>>20
Full on autistic for sure

No, he isn't.

He might have silly and uninteresting ramblings about minutae, but he communicates and threads together his ideas very coherently.

He might have some mild autism-spectrum disorder. Asperger, maybe. PDD-NOS. But he isn't crippled in his communications.

It's an extreme form of OCD.

>>16
It's not the product itself that is the work of art we patronize when buying it.

>>24
Not everybody has an illness, you internet diagnosticians

http://hotelstgeorgepress.com/2010/01/the-legend-of-the-10-elemental-masters/

>>26
That's not true and you know it.

>>28
Thanks for reminding me, I was born with an incurable terminal disease.

Maybe this guy should get in touch with MDickie

This guy might have problems, and he might not after all. He might just be a lonely guy who'd rather live his life behind a computer screen and daydream about what could and what could not be. Do you find any resemblance in that?

And even if he has autism. It's quite mild. He freaking wrote a book. That shows that his social skills aren't that crippled. A really autistic guy can't even manage to express the most basic things such as feeling hungry or sad.

>>29
What disease, aging?  That actually might be curable in the somewhat near future.

>>32
But not in you're lifetime.

>>33
But not in you're your lifetime.
Nah, easily within mine and yours, unless you're already ~75 years old.
http://www.hplusmagazine.com/articles/forever-young/manhattan-beach-project-end-aging-2029

>>34
>>33
>>32

i will kill all of you and then sell your remains as eco-meat.

>>34
http://www.alexchiu.com/

>>36
what an awsome site man, sepcial the old dudes and those weird triangle thingies. i dont even know if he is trolling or this shit is for real, but that is one of the most awsome sites i have seen.

>>31
It's called the autistic spectrum because it's not a boolean scale.
Also: Writing a book doesn't involve social skills; he says that he gets out of the house about 8-10 hours a month and has problems with stairs and mirrors.

But you can't socialize with stairs and mirrors!

>>39
autistic people can.