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Post ur height, weight and penis size!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 23:52

186cm

60kgs

18.5cm

NOW YOU!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 0:30

I don't speak metric, man.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 1:02

175.26 cm
74.38  kg
17.5 cm

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 1:37

>>2
18.5 cm is about 7.28 inches, well below average.

5'6" (~167.5 cm)
115 lbs (~52.16 kg)
8.5 in (~21.5 cm)

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 1:41

>>4
IAHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 1:51

>>4
18.5 cm is about 7.28 inches, well below average.
Perhaps if you are African American

Name: FrozenVoid 2010-07-14 2:16

Why are you concerned about the length of my penis? Are you afraid it wouldn't fit somewhere?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 2:33

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 2:39

>>7
If I lol'd at a FrozenVoid post, does that mean I have to leave /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 2:58

It seems only people with above average penises post on the internet!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 3:24

>>10
people with below average penī aren't likely to brag about their penī on the internet... except for black people:
http://www.sizesurvey.com/fig5.gif
http://www.sizesurvey.com/fig6.gif

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 18:14

>>10
Must be no asians on the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-15 16:29

125 cm
65 kg
31 cm

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-16 0:35

12 cm
32081 kg
4 cm

Name: 173 cms 2010-10-24 13:01

173 cms
85 kg
16.5 cms

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 13:22

I see everyone one /prog/ has above average penises. I bet no other part of the internet can boast such claims.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 13:24

Well... we sure have some good deep anal-ysis abilities

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 13:46

5'7
160lbs
8 inch dick

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 14:02

So far, all of /prog/ is fat except >>1 and >>4

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 14:19

>>19
This ain't fat, kid. It's pure lardcons cellsmuscle.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 16:29

This thread has been closed and replaced with the following thread:

Subject:
That's no Xarn
Name:
Email:


http://imgur.com/kgh15.jpg
Whose dick is Erika sucking?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 18:27

>>21
wait what

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 20:49

>>21
source plz

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 20:53

>>23
U MENA SAUCE PL0X

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 20:53

>>26
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 21:03

>>25
NO U

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 21:05

Too many polecats in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 21:26

>>27
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 22:30

1m76

72kg

19.6cm


Footnotes
I don't think I've ever seen anyone express height in centimetres apart from Americans who don't know how the metric system works but want to fit in. Am I wrong?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 22:50

Xarn has taken six years to get an associate's degree in Java.  He's not really the kind of poster we want here.  Let's stop talking about him.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 22:57

>>29
You are wrong, and 1m76 just sounds retarded.  176cm or 1.76m both make more sense.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 23:04

6 FEET TALL
200 POUNDS
FOOT LONG DICK

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 23:40

>>30
Polecat kebabs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 23:50

>>33
Fuc-- never mind.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 1:11

>>21
I believe that's Elliot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 2:12

>>21
This is not how I pictured Elliot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 2:22

>>35-36
It's not Elliott.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 2:57

>>37
hi xarn

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 5:55

Hello, Elliott. Having good time sodomising my girlfriend?

Name: Leah 2010-10-25 6:12

1.78 m
71.6 kg (empty, naked, immediately after morning procedures)
0.18 m long, 0.045 m diameter at base.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 9:47

>>39
Hello Xarn. She's having a good time too.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 13:59

>>39,41
You must duel now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 14:53

>>39
Enjoy your open relationship.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 16:59

62 inches
12 gallons
0.6 feet

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 19:12

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 22:42

Can someone explain if Xarn and Erika were really dating? I thought they lived on different continents.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 22:49

>>46
Long distance is kind of almost a relationship, but not really.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 22:52

>>45
By Jesse Bering   April 27, 2009
Old shit is ooooold. Kind like your mom.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 0:02

>>48
I bet you're also one of those utter cretins who refuse to listen to music or watch films older than 6 months. Basic textual pattern analysis also reveals that you are not from here (here, in this case, denoting ``/prague/''), culturally-speaking. Please return to whence you came. Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 0:11

49>>YHBT>>48

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 1:28

>>50
Motherfucker.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 1:29

>>46
Teledildonics.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 1:31

>>49
I refuse to watch these pre-80s movies to piss off pretentious hipsters who watch them just because they are old.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 1:32

1.74 m
50 kg
15 cm

feels bad man

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 1:36

1.61m
121kg
5cm

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 1:38

>>53
So your behaviour is dictated by your will to refuse to fit in the mould of those whose behaviour is dictated by their will to refuse to fit in the mould? Ironically, your way of thinking is no different than that of those you claim to despise so much. I thought /prague/ was a sanctuary of those who can think on their own. Perhaps it still is, and you're just an intruder.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 2:06

>>56
I forget, is this irony?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 2:10

>>57
I forget, is this trolling?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 3:29

6'0"
150lbs
probably below average penis, though I've never measured it so I don't know exactly how long it is... maybe like 5-5.5 inches? but whatever, it's not I get laid anyway

at least I'm honest though

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 3:36

1.75 m
75.0 Kg
0.16 m

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 4:11

Am I the only non asian with a 13 centimeters dick?

Thats so sad...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 4:12

Am I the only non asian with a 13 centimeters dick?

Thats so sad...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 6:10

I can't seem to measure my dick accurately. As soon as I stop watching pornography and reach for the ruler, it seems to immediately reduce in size.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 6:58

>>63
Draw some penises on the ruler to maintain an erection while measuring.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 7:29

>>64
But I am not an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 8:05

>>59,62

That's average.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 8:18

>>62
Look at Michelangelo's David statue and you'll see what normal should look like.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 8:58

>>67
Normal penises (penii?) are not made out of marble.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 9:06

>>68
No, but statues are. The size of the marble penis is the normal size for an adult human being.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 9:26

>>69
Seen a lot1 of penes, huh?
----
1 enough for good confidence interval

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 10:34

I believe we have gotten off topic here. We were discussing Xarn's utter failure as a boyfriend, not penises.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 10:41

>>71
Actually we just got back on topic. We were discussing penises initially.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 12:44

Let's get back to Xarn's wife fucking Elliott.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 13:20

>>71,73
Nobody cares how jealous you are of Xarn. Take your petty vendetta elsewhere.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 13:56

>>74
If we all ignore him, he'll maybe just go away. Like this, you're doing nothing but feeding the troll.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 14:06

>>74
After you. Also I'm not >>71‭, I have the decency to sage my shitty poastings.

Fuck, I'm not even the guy who does this usually. I'm just interested in Erika's sex tape.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 14:26

>>70
Yes, I'm studying to be a urologist, programming for me is mostly just a hobby.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 23:24

I GOT THE BIGGEST DICK OUT OF EVERYONE HERE!

HAHA I WIN!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 23:38

>>78
Given a non-empty subset of dicks M (standing for your mouth), there exists a biggest dick x such that x ≥ y for any y ∈ M. The fact that you can get a biggest dick out of a certain subset of dicks comes (pun intended) as no surprise, and is a quite unremarkable fact.

HAHA YOU FAIL!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 0:44

>>29
It's actually pretty normal in most parts of Europe to write 176cm instead of 1m76 or whatever.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 2:15

>>76
Quit stalking my girlfriend.

Name: 2222 2010-10-27 6:33

nigger

nigger

nigger

inb4 polecats kebabs

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 13:48

>>81
Then satisfy her.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 18:46

BREAKING: XARN IS A FAILURE AS A MAN.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 19:22

>>84
Not so much news as a truism.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 21:12

Bampu pantsu for news on the sex tape.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 0:21

Less of this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 3:07

--this

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 4:27

>>86
I deleted it. Was that really Erika?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 6:10

>>89
Probably not, but it's fun to dream.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 7:46

1.90 m
79.8 kg (squatz and oatz erryday (srsly))
~18.5 - 19 cm length
~12 - 13 cm circumference

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 8:10

>>91
Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 8:44

179cm
~100kg
16cm length
18cm circumference

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 9:36

>>93
Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 10:29

>>95
Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 12:06

>>96
You're such a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 12:34

>>97
Oh, you're so edgy and clever.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 12:53

>>98
No you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 13:05

100GET

Name: LoLoL So RaNdUm 2010-10-31 13:37

100 GET! EPIC WIN OP!

Name: Over 100 Thread 2010-10-31 13:39

    This thread has over 100 replies.
    You can't reply anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 16:26

>>101
But I will reply anyway!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-02 1:47

>>102
You're such a rebel!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 13:12

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 5:38

Height: 182 cm (6'0)
Weight: 81 kg
Size/length: 18.5 cm

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 5:47

37
37
37

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 5:55

Dubz.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 5:55

Check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 6:41

>>111
111
5:55

HOLY SHIT DOUBLE TRIPS NICE BRO EPIC WIN FOR THE WIN!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 7:30

111  Name: Anonymous : 2012-11-13 05:55
Triple trips, in fact

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 10:54

>>112,113
Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 13:46

/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 18:00

2.00
98.0
5.00

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 0:50

5'10''
168
5inch

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 1:58

5'6.5"
135 lbs.
I'm a girl btw

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 2:00

>>118

how big is your clitoris?

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2012-11-14 3:40

1,760,000µm
57,604g
~ -155,000µm

>>118,119
The opposite of a penis is a vagina. Thus, the size should be negative.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 3:52

>>120
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 4:37

5'8"
250 lbs

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 6:30

>>120
I'm 1760000µm and 54000g. I'm severely underweight.

Does that mean Cudder-sama is underweight too?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 8:37

>>120
How did you measure the depth of your vagina? Looks like an average figure if you ask me. You're tall, it should be deeper.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 8:38

wait, cudder is a girl?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 8:44

>>125
Are you going to ask for a pic of her tits, get a polite refusal and then call her a liar and a faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 9:06

>>126
Cudder, a liar?

You mean she isn't in her forties and on the board of directors for a leading software company and earns hundreds of thousands of dollars per anum, but she can't reveal any information about any of it thanks to an NDA?

Nooo!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 9:15

her
What?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 9:46

>>127,128
WYPMP

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 12:13

>>125
wait, my reality is ruptured.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 12:24

>>127
Do you really think anyone who has that sort of status and is posting on /prog/ would reveal any more info?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 12:45

>>131
Yannick/Krueger. :D

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 12:55

>>131
Who cares if cudder is a woman? I wouldn't have any respect for cudder as a man. How would them being female make that any different? Am I supposed to care more about shitty programmer tripfags if they're female? If Frozen Void or Kodak-kun turned out to be female, people would still dislike them.

This is /prog/, not a dating site. Additionally, just because someone is female does not mean they're automatically attractive.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 14:01

just because someone is female does not mean they're automatically attractive.

They are all very desirable until you get to see them

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 17:03

CUDDER EARNS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS PER ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 17:04

>>133
I think you're confused.

If Cudder/FrozenVoid/Kodak-kun were female, we'd probably hate them even more.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 17:26

Just filter her it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 7:46


Cantor also developed a large portion of the general theory of cardinal numbers; he proved that there is a smallest transfinite cardinal number (ℵ0, aleph-null) and that for every cardinal number, there is a next-larger cardinal

    (ℵ1, ℵ2, ℵ3...)

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 8:31


The logarithm of an infinite cardinal number κ is defined as the least cardinal number μ such that κ ≤ 2μ. Logarithms of infinite cardinals are useful in some fields of mathematics, for example in the study of cardinal invariants of topological spaces, though they lack some of the properties that logarithms of positive real numbers possess.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 9:16


This point of view does not mean that infinity cannot be used in physics. For convenience's sake, calculations, equations, theories and approximations often use infinite series, unbounded functions, etc., and may involve infinite quantities.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 10:02


Zermelo set theory, which replaces the axiom schema of replacement with that of separation;

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 10:47


For example, Russell's paradox suggests a proof that the class of all sets which do not contain themselves is proper, and the Burali-Forti paradox suggests that the class of all ordinal numbers is proper.

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