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Post ur height, weight and penis size!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 23:52

186cm

60kgs

18.5cm

NOW YOU!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 9:47

>>39
Hello Xarn. She's having a good time too.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 13:59

>>39,41
You must duel now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 14:53

>>39
Enjoy your open relationship.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 16:59

62 inches
12 gallons
0.6 feet

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 19:12

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 22:42

Can someone explain if Xarn and Erika were really dating? I thought they lived on different continents.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 22:49

>>46
Long distance is kind of almost a relationship, but not really.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 22:52

>>45
By Jesse Bering   April 27, 2009
Old shit is ooooold. Kind like your mom.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 0:02

>>48
I bet you're also one of those utter cretins who refuse to listen to music or watch films older than 6 months. Basic textual pattern analysis also reveals that you are not from here (here, in this case, denoting ``/prague/''), culturally-speaking. Please return to whence you came. Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 0:11

49>>YHBT>>48

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 1:28

>>50
Motherfucker.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 1:29

>>46
Teledildonics.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 1:31

>>49
I refuse to watch these pre-80s movies to piss off pretentious hipsters who watch them just because they are old.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 1:32

1.74 m
50 kg
15 cm

feels bad man

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 1:36

1.61m
121kg
5cm

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 1:38

>>53
So your behaviour is dictated by your will to refuse to fit in the mould of those whose behaviour is dictated by their will to refuse to fit in the mould? Ironically, your way of thinking is no different than that of those you claim to despise so much. I thought /prague/ was a sanctuary of those who can think on their own. Perhaps it still is, and you're just an intruder.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 2:06

>>56
I forget, is this irony?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 2:10

>>57
I forget, is this trolling?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 3:29

6'0"
150lbs
probably below average penis, though I've never measured it so I don't know exactly how long it is... maybe like 5-5.5 inches? but whatever, it's not I get laid anyway

at least I'm honest though

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 3:36

1.75 m
75.0 Kg
0.16 m

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 4:11

Am I the only non asian with a 13 centimeters dick?

Thats so sad...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 4:12

Am I the only non asian with a 13 centimeters dick?

Thats so sad...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 6:10

I can't seem to measure my dick accurately. As soon as I stop watching pornography and reach for the ruler, it seems to immediately reduce in size.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 6:58

>>63
Draw some penises on the ruler to maintain an erection while measuring.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 7:29

>>64
But I am not an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 8:05

>>59,62

That's average.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 8:18

>>62
Look at Michelangelo's David statue and you'll see what normal should look like.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 8:58

>>67
Normal penises (penii?) are not made out of marble.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 9:06

>>68
No, but statues are. The size of the marble penis is the normal size for an adult human being.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 9:26

>>69
Seen a lot1 of penes, huh?
----
1 enough for good confidence interval

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 10:34

I believe we have gotten off topic here. We were discussing Xarn's utter failure as a boyfriend, not penises.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 10:41

>>71
Actually we just got back on topic. We were discussing penises initially.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 12:44

Let's get back to Xarn's wife fucking Elliott.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 13:20

>>71,73
Nobody cares how jealous you are of Xarn. Take your petty vendetta elsewhere.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 13:56

>>74
If we all ignore him, he'll maybe just go away. Like this, you're doing nothing but feeding the troll.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 14:06

>>74
After you. Also I'm not >>71‭, I have the decency to sage my shitty poastings.

Fuck, I'm not even the guy who does this usually. I'm just interested in Erika's sex tape.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 14:26

>>70
Yes, I'm studying to be a urologist, programming for me is mostly just a hobby.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 23:24

I GOT THE BIGGEST DICK OUT OF EVERYONE HERE!

HAHA I WIN!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 23:38

>>78
Given a non-empty subset of dicks M (standing for your mouth), there exists a biggest dick x such that x ≥ y for any y ∈ M. The fact that you can get a biggest dick out of a certain subset of dicks comes (pun intended) as no surprise, and is a quite unremarkable fact.

HAHA YOU FAIL!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 0:44

>>29
It's actually pretty normal in most parts of Europe to write 176cm instead of 1m76 or whatever.

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