/prog/ - If I were a programmer at Microsoft

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 20:44

Would I be surrounded by Indians?

From what Google advertises about its workplace, its full of manchildren who need children's toys, free food, and juicebars to keep them happy.

What about Apple? Apples seems like it would be full of white people. Maybe they're all gay or ice queens or something.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 20:50

closed as not a real question by Jeff Atwood♦ Jul 13 at 20:50

It's difficult to tell what is being asked here. This question is ambiguous, vague, incomplete, or rhetorical and cannot be reasonably answered in its current form.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 21:03

I'm a manchild and proud of it. Pleas hire me, Google! I'll learn to yodel if I have to! ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 21:26

Apple was OK I guess when I was there. There were some hipsters and nerdy types but also some older guys in their 40s that were kinda normal. I don't think they hire much H1Bs or anything so mostly white people. Don't know how it compares to the others tho. Lots of people commute from SF even though it takes an hour.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 21:29

>>4
Were there any hot chicks there, and were they gay, too?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 21:37

>>5
In engineering it's pretty much a sausagefest (not saying gay, just that it's all guys). I think there might have been a team for one of the apps that was all women I'm not sure tho I didn't work with them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 2:32

>>6
But engineers are gay.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:45

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:50

<topic title>...I'd burn the building down

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 1:38

Don't change these.

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