If I were a programmer at Microsoft

Would I be surrounded by Indians?

From what Google advertises about its workplace, its full of manchildren who need children's toys, free food, and juicebars to keep them happy.

What about Apple? Apples seems like it would be full of white people. Maybe they're all gay or ice queens or something.

Apple was OK I guess when I was there.  There were some hipsters and nerdy types but also some older guys in their 40s that were kinda normal.  I don't think they hire much H1Bs or anything so mostly white people.  Don't know how it compares to the others tho.  Lots of people commute from SF even though it takes an hour.