/prog/ - C and C++ are the best programming language

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:02

Ok, C gives enough rope to hang yourself... while C++ gives you enough rope to shot in your foot.

However think about it:
* Plenty of functionalities, libraries and stuff;
* Binary compatibility (through C) with pascal and fortran;
* Real threading thanks to pthread;
* High level abstraction based on closures;
* Function nesting;
* High performance garbage collector (#include <gcoll.h>)

Who needs another language?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:05

sage

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:07

Who needs another language?
* people who develop for platforms that don't have a c or sepples compiler
* people who want to write ENTERPRISE shits
* klingons

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:11

* people who develop for platforms that don't have a c or sepples compiler
* people who want to write ENTERPRISE shits
* klingons
also,
* "GRUNNUR"

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:21

I remember when we used to have good threads ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:32

C++
not complete shit
opinion invalidated right there buddy

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:34

>>6
you're the only person who said
not complete shit
in this thread. if you're going to fuck up that badly, don't even try.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:39

>>1
Programmers that like to maintain their sanity.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:39

>>7
Oh, sorry about not directly quoting there, aspie.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:41

Those without access to compilers on the server they're writing for.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:41

C/C++ ARE FOR ROTE LEARNERS

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:42

>>9
How about you go back to /b/, please where `>implying and equivalents are valid constructs

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:43

aspie
back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:46

>>12
uses ``valid'' to try to sound smart
Sorry, did I hurt your feelings that the only thing preventing sepples from being the canonical shit language is that it's too complicated to serve as a definition?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:50

>>14
when you make a fool of yourself and say sepples is a shit language at the same time, people are likely to think that everyone who says sepples is a shit language is an idiot like you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:50

>>14
Not only was that my first post in this thread, but I wasn't trying to sound smart (you misquoted there), merely saying that you have to be less lazy here when trying to make a point.

You're also clearly too new here to understand that when you say C++ is shit on /prog/, you are entirely preaching to the converted.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:53

>>16
I was writing bbcode compilers before you even heard of 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:54

>>17
It's lucky that this is world4ch instead, then, isn't it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:56

>>17
well then go back to writing bbcode compilers and stop shitting up /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:56

>>18
No.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 9:57

>>19
I will shit up any thread that has anyone in it ever speaking positively of sepples. Thank you for helping me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 10:02

>>20
It is.
>>21
It's called satire, you autistic fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 10:17

>>21
Just like me and Xarn. Huh.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 10:22

can someone post a link to that interview with Bjarn where hes talking about how he made c++ to lengthen the time for program development?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 10:29

ITT: guys who cannot program in C++ saying that C++ sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 10:31

>>24
http://www.erenkrantz.com/Humor/FakeIEEEStroustrupInterview.shtml

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 10:31

C++ is awesome. It's so powerful.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 10:33

So why is Sepples shit anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 10:35

fucking closet autists.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 10:35

>>28
You never used it did you?

Name: VIPPER 2010-07-13 10:36

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 10:42

>>30
Nope.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 10:42

>>30
If it's so easy to show why, then please list 10 things wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 11:00

>>33
Go read the FQA.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 11:04

Manual memory management
Oh no! D:

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 11:09

http://yosefk.com/c++fqa/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 11:32

>>30,34
All I see here is
Wah wah wah I'm too stupid to be a programmer

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 11:48

>>37
Stop projecting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 12:19

PROJECT MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 13:20

>>12,13
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 13:30

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 13:33

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 13:34

>>42
weeaboo

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 14:22

>>43
Go away

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 15:23

OK seriously, how is C++ so different from C? I get that it is "C with classes," but I have no idea how it *otherwise* differs.

/writes in C exclusively

/Took one look at Java and decided classes were for pussies.

/Cries because using C for Embedded is becoming Old Hat (At least around here)

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 15:43

>>45
Read the FQA, and fuck off back to Fark.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 16:11

>>45
It is C with classes, templates, overloading, streams, and countless other bits of useless guff that is totally unnecessary.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 18:53

>>45
What the hell are people doing with embedded systems that they think sepples could possibly be a solution (over C)?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-13 19:08

>>48
I hear it works out okay if you disable ~everything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 12:54

>> 48

#45 here, and the answer is "too many stupid things," my immediate managed got his hands on a "Java for managers" book and now Classes are a Thing around here. There ought to be a goddamn law.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-15 0:49

fuuuuuuu

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-15 2:35

>>51
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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-16 6:12

>>50
Sounds like you need to make a submission to TDWTF.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-16 6:40

>>53
^* TDW

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-16 7:03

>>52
DJapco? You've finally turned into what you hate! HAHA! Joke's on you!

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