Pay attention to my help thread

Hi /prog/. I'd like to get into programming. However, every time I try this I always start learning the wrong kind and/or the program I use likes to be a dick. I want to learn SPECIFICALLY for building game engines and the like. Can someone give me a step by step plan on which guides and tutorials to read first, which already created engines to fuck around with after I've learned a bit, etc? Also an opinion on which compiling/editing software to use for an absolute beginner would be great.

>>2
>he actually put sage in the email field

>>2
Help or ignore, your choice. Saging here because you're offended by god knows what is an idiotic idea.

>>7
clearly you do from the second post, please go to /v/, you'd fit in well there.

Thanks /prog/, I'm quite aware of how to use a computer and use computer programs. What I'm trying to get out of this is which tutorials or books self-taught people here used when they were starting out and which program they worked with. That's not too hard for you now, is it?

>>14
Your point? Minor spelling and grammar mistakes have absolutely no relevance other than catering to autistic people.

>>17
Fuck, thank you. One useful post.

>>15
That's beside the point. I'm talking about the kind of person which would want to start with games programming.