I bumped into a co-worker of mine that I don't particularly care for. I asked him how things were going with his team. He replied "Well, I decided to go with Java on our end. The only problem is, the rest of the department is gonna have to follow suit and I'm stuck with breaking the news to the whole damn floor." I immediate punched him square in the face. He fell to the ground yelping "MY NOSE! YOU BROKE MY NOSE!" I looked back at him and grimaced, "Now you have two problems".
I bumped into a co-/prog/ger of mine that I don't particularly cdre for. I asked him how things were going with his team. He replied "Well, I decided to go with HASKAL on our end. The only problem is, the rest of the department is gonna have to follow suit and I'm stuck with breaking the news to the whole damn floor." I immediate haxed him square in the anus. He fell to the ground yelping "MY ANUS! YOU BROKE MY ANUS!" I looked back at him and grimaced, "Now you have two problems".
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I commend you for your attention and cdre for the minutest details.
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Anonymous2010-05-28 10:12
A coworker of mine who was having trouble with his program asked me to help him debug it, I deleted his program so that the room would be empty. Now he has two problems.
python scares the shit out of me for large scale apps. i can't change a variable type, function name or anything without worrying that im breaking 100 things that ill never know about until the app crashes for the user. unit tests are just about required for any shred of confidence in a python project.