Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 0:18
I bumped into a co-worker of mine that I don't particularly care for. I asked him how things were going with his team. He replied "Well, I decided to go with Java on our end. The only problem is, the rest of the department is gonna have to follow suit and I'm stuck with breaking the news to the whole damn floor." I immediate punched him square in the face. He fell to the ground yelping "MY NOSE! YOU BROKE MY NOSE!" I looked back at him and grimaced, "Now you have two problems".