The Great ONE WORD DESCRIPTION Game!

ITT: Describe the following programming languages with one word. If you don't know about one of the languages, just write NULL.

Java
Python
OCaml
Haskell
C
C++
Lua
VBScript
Javascript
PHP
ASP
Visual Basic
Pascal
Objective-C
Ruby
Perl
Scheme
Lisp
Shakespiere
Brainfuck
Assembly (generic)
Curve fitting (http://www.korokithakis.net/node/89)

>>37
Post disqualified for using more than 1 word

>>38
Java
You can't instantiate the gun because it's abstract and has no constructor.

Ruby - Weaboo

Java: Coffee
Python: SNAKES
OCaml: Ungulate
Haskell: Lambda
C: Alphabet
C++: Betabet
Lua: Moon
VBScript: NULL
Javascript: Decaf
PHP: Recursive
ASP: WASPS
Visual Basic: NULL
Pascal: NULL
Objective-C: Gammabet?
Ruby: Shiny
Perl: Oysters
Scheme: Plot
Lisp: Flaming
Shakespiere: FORSOOTH
Brainfuck: Bowdlerised
Assembly: Legos
Curve fitting: sexytiems

Some of these just don't have names conducive to being made fun of.

Python - THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE

>>45
see >>2

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